Recent comments in /f/Jokes
BlazerWookiee t1_ja4o4nm wrote
Ramen
Yellow_-snow t1_ja4nycu wrote
Neutrino: ...I travel light.
waylander221 t1_ja4njt9 wrote
Really very silly process?
[deleted] t1_ja4nag4 wrote
Reply to comment by Turboteg90 in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
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BertzReynolds t1_ja4n98o wrote
Reply to comment by InvisiblePhilosophy in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
There will never be a draft in the USA again and the addition of the “Space Force” just ensures too many more Generals.
Turboteg90 t1_ja4n3t2 wrote
Most food really.
InvisiblePhilosophy t1_ja4myg3 wrote
Reply to comment by BertzReynolds in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
It’s a holdover from the Cold War and World War II, really.
In an all out war situation where we are drafting people, the generals will have many more people under each of their commands, so the proportion would look “correct”.
As is it with the number of people we have today, we are drastically overbalanced.
HybridTheoryY2K t1_ja4mxd9 wrote
Reply to comment by VeritosCogitos in Did you RVSP your invite to the Procrastinators Club? by rainbowarriorhere
That’s RSVP - they’re asking what RVSP is.
Nonner_Party t1_ja4mqe8 wrote
I hate to party poop, but grams are units of mass not weight. So even in weightless freefall, you still have mass.
Edit: hence the classic "gravity is mass-produced" joke that's already been posted here in the comments.
Ok_Preparation_3902 t1_ja4mo5f wrote
Worst joke I’ve seen on this page…and there’s some bad ones
SkliaHarlan t1_ja4mgl4 wrote
Reply to comment by Ransome62 in There are 7.888 billion people on earth by SecurityNo1814
the /s makes this 100% funny to me at least ahahahaha
Yellow_-snow t1_ja4mg81 wrote
Reply to comment by MOOSE9T8 in A man goes to the bank to apply for a loan by germsburn
Red lorry? yellow lorry?
Wolfenberg t1_ja4mdit wrote
Reply to comment by DrLycFerno in There are 7.888 billion people on earth by SecurityNo1814
Back from when "let's them live" would be an excusable mistake..
VeritosCogitos t1_ja4lzqx wrote
Reply to comment by krstphr in Did you RVSP your invite to the Procrastinators Club? by rainbowarriorhere
Répondez s'il vous plaît - French for please reply
cherryhilljawnz t1_ja4lzgn wrote
Reply to comment by DirtyErn24 in I have a friend that accuses me of pushing him around and talking behind his back by Elegant-Surprise-417
ADA? American dodgeball association?
Happyrock922 t1_ja4lcxa wrote
Reply to I have a friend that accuses me of pushing him around and talking behind his back by Elegant-Surprise-417
Seems like a real stand up guy
Tupile t1_ja4l2z4 wrote
Reply to comment by Wishilikedhugs in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
That was surreal
MOOSE9T8 t1_ja4kt9k wrote
Reply to comment by Reynaudthefox in A man goes to the bank to apply for a loan by germsburn
"Drives sodding lorries, don't you dare ask me what colour"
mdivanoff t1_ja4kppd wrote
Reply to Fire is cold, yo, stay STILL! by [deleted]
Good joke…… war and peace was a bit shorter…..
upvote anyway
truckaduk t1_ja4kkhu wrote
DLMoore9843 t1_ja4kfjo wrote
Reply to Whaddaya call a whore with fat ankles? by [deleted]
I don’t know…what is your mom’s name again?
krstphr t1_ja4k9k0 wrote
RVSP?
LittleRespect551 t1_ja4k01q wrote
Reply to Fire is cold, yo, stay STILL! by [deleted]
That was a journey I am glad I took..
Good job.
Dr_Occo_Nobi t1_ja4jy2s wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
Dark
InvisiblePhilosophy t1_ja4o8ut wrote
Reply to comment by BertzReynolds in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
I’m right there with you.
The last report that I read said we could cut something like 25% of the generals and be fine.
Similar numbers for colonels and lieutenant colonels, less for major, and even less to none for captains and below.