Recent comments in /f/Jokes
truckaduk t1_ja4jtjh wrote
Reply to Fire is cold, yo, stay STILL! by [deleted]
No way in fucking hell am I reading this shit. Downvote and good day, sir!
ohbyerly t1_ja4jiyq wrote
Reply to comment by ObtuseBug in There are 7.888 billion people on earth by SecurityNo1814
Chuck Norris jokes died with the housing market in 2008
lilamilasoho t1_ja4jdmu wrote
Reply to comment by crispilly in Why did Jesus really die? by [deleted]
LOL Awwwww....
Reynaudthefox t1_ja4jatp wrote
Reply to A man goes to the bank to apply for a loan by germsburn
And your son Mr Piper, what does he do?
jk87jk t1_ja4j6ie wrote
Reply to Fire is cold, yo, stay STILL! by [deleted]
This is more like a story with a joke at the end.
tomjam91 t1_ja4j5zp wrote
Reply to Why did Jesus really die? by [deleted]
What's with all the Chuck Norris jokes on here recently? It's not 2007.
Cwallace98 t1_ja4j1k9 wrote
Reply to comment by flowersatdusk in There are 7.888 billion people on earth by SecurityNo1814
What? Bruce jokes to taste willis.
dwsam t1_ja4ize8 wrote
Reply to comment by -domi- in Whaddaya call a whore with fat ankles? by [deleted]
Randy the Rando
Morg172 t1_ja4iw17 wrote
Reply to Fire is cold, yo, stay STILL! by [deleted]
what
tuvar_hiede t1_ja4iv77 wrote
Reply to comment by mrSunshine-_ in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
Bouncing Betty's maybe?
crispilly t1_ja4iu90 wrote
Reply to comment by lilamilasoho in Why did Jesus really die? by [deleted]
It's up to you to post a better one.
crispilly t1_ja4ijyr wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Why did Jesus really die? by [deleted]
But that's just what YOU think/believe/whatever.. 😁
Cefour_Leight t1_ja4ijag wrote
Reply to comment by dapper-dave in A man goes to the bank to apply for a loan by germsburn
An old tongue twister. Say her occupation three times fast!
NDodma01 t1_ja4ij5q wrote
That’s heavy man
uloveitmate t1_ja4ies6 wrote
Reply to comment by Spark115 in Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween? by crispilly
Because he is just making that last part up
[deleted] OP t1_ja4icyv wrote
Reply to Why did Jesus really die? by [deleted]
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canofmeems t1_ja4hvhj wrote
Reply to comment by caucasoidape in Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween? by crispilly
No.
We'd leave, rather than risk any scene.
Revelation 22:18,19 I am bearing witness to everyone that hears the words of the prophecy of this scroll: If anyone makes an addition to these things, God will add to him the plagues that are written in this scroll; 19 and if anyone takes anything away from the words of the scroll of this prophecy, God will take his portion away from the trees of life and out of the holy city, things which are written about in this scroll.
Basically if you add to the bible then you're Basically going against god.
So Joseph Smith went against god, and Mormons are deceived followers.
We preach to them if we meet them, and I've had some pretty decent chats.
lilamilasoho t1_ja4hn61 wrote
Reply to Why did Jesus really die? by [deleted]
Terrible joke. F-
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66pig t1_ja4h512 wrote
Nothing
xXGaboFihi007Xx t1_ja4h3cq wrote
Reply to comment by Tomi8338 in There are 7.888 billion people on earth by SecurityNo1814
Chuck Norris did
ChurchOfAdonitology t1_ja4h002 wrote
Reply to comment by bigtimefailure_ in A man goes to the bank to apply for a loan by germsburn
At least the failure got it...
pigwalk5150 t1_ja4ghu1 wrote
Peggy Bundy
Old-Yak-2378 t1_ja4g676 wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
Some are bad on the inside
NoseEmergency5931 t1_ja4jv68 wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
Loved “Forrest Gump!”😁