Women are like a box of chocolates.

The tastiest looking ones are often nutty.

Tangent, but it's always annoyed me how they measure 'reach' in combat sports (boxing, MMA).

Let's say a fighter has an...80 inch reach. Now as I understand it, that measurement is with their arms outstretched, from the tip of one middle finger to the tip of the other.

But realistically, even if you have an 80 inch reach, if you're standing 80 inches away from me, you can't hit me. Because that's 80 inches divided between both arms and the torso. To me, it would make more sense to measure from the shoulder to the fingertips.

Hi Yah!

Who murdered her?

I prefer Rudy Ray Moore's version of this joke in the 70s from Dolemite 2.

https://youtu.be/A5PykP0Esno?t=2m33s

You think you had it bad? I had the loobster!

I'm just waiting for tasteless Bruce Willis Jones to start. poor Bruce.

Wingspan is typically the same as height or very close to it, so the joke wouldn't work as well.

Nope, mirror.

Awful

So he's the guy that allows Putin to keep living? What an asshole!

Thought is was Sarah?

And drafted

😳

From the Pentagon to Vietnam is about 8,758 miles

Which is 554,906,880 inches

Which would be $5,549,068,800,000

Which would put our Marine in 3rd place in terms of countries GDP, ahead of Japan and Behind China

But the value of these shells will fall!

Oh

2008 called, it wants it's joke back

She did have fat ankles and loved to blow randos before she was murdered last year.

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And 6 billion just crossed into America from Mexico.

I don't like to think about gravity.

It brings me down.

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