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Reply to comment by patelnirpendra in Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween? by crispilly
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Maple-Syrup-Bandit t1_ja47c3o wrote
And her name is Sheila
DreweBoy t1_ja47866 wrote
Reply to Infidelity upgraded by JeremySparrow
This is why Trump couldn't find those votes he needed
Melania just doesn't have that kinda game
pork_fried_christ t1_ja46zd9 wrote
Reply to comment by emptybottleofdoom in There are 7.888 billion people on earth by SecurityNo1814
Can we just plug Arnold into these jokes? Chuck Norris hasn’t been funny since Conan get rid of the Walker Texas Ranger Lever.
Cheesesteak21 t1_ja46jud wrote
Iirc JWs used Halloween when local governments have tried to outlaw their door to door week, I think the case went to the Supreme Court.
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Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
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Reply to comment by mrSunshine-_ in Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
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Wandering1sAlt t1_ja4458b wrote
Reply to Whaddaya call a whore with fat ankles? by [deleted]
Your mom
Responsible-Club9120 t1_ja442d7 wrote
Reply to comment by HarietsDrummerBoy in There are 7.888 billion people on earth by SecurityNo1814
I must be the .02
Not feeling quite up to snuff today
VeritosCogitos t1_ja43zzc wrote
Gravity always brings down
Spark115 t1_ja43ym8 wrote
Reply to comment by roominating237 in Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween? by crispilly
That's odd, considering that JW don't believe in creationism . . .
https://www.jw.org/en/jehovahs-witnesses/faq/creationism-belief/
Waitsfornoone t1_ja43qmz wrote
Reply to Whaddaya call a whore with fat ankles? by [deleted]
Nope, still Cankles.
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Reply to comment by truedoom in There are 7.888 billion people on earth by SecurityNo1814
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Waitsfornoone t1_ja43hfh wrote
Reply to A man goes to the bank to apply for a loan by germsburn
Sally!
TeddyTurbs t1_ja4386n wrote
Reply to comment by leonscum in Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween? by crispilly
Hell yeah!
eljefino t1_ja434xl wrote
Reply to comment by leonscum in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
Ouch.
Waitsfornoone t1_ja433n6 wrote
I'm thankful that at least her name is .... Marge.
Sonoshitthereiwas t1_ja423bv wrote
Reply to comment by emptybottleofdoom in There are 7.888 billion people on earth by SecurityNo1814
Henry Cavill is too much of a class act to go around round housing folks
Waitsfornoone t1_ja41wnl wrote
Reply to comment by dubbzy104 in The first rule of Assumption Club is by Gil-Gandel
It is!
original_username_79 t1_ja41kh9 wrote
Reply to I love watching Friends! by liamsitagem
Ugly naked guy? That you?
mrSunshine-_ t1_ja41iv0 wrote
Reply to What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
Thou shalt not crab on thy organ
BertzReynolds t1_ja41h1y wrote
I know this is a joke, but they really do have way too many.
Sandpaper_Pants t1_ja415ld wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
Dude...Costco chocolates are the fucking best. If you buy shit Russell Stover or some of that other drugstore garbage, you're wasting your money and being misinformed about what chocolates should actually taste like.
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Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
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