Recent comments in /f/Jokes
CoderJoe1 t1_ja40k9r wrote
Another Deez Nuts joke
DanG2DaMan t1_ja40dmu wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
To quote Forrest Dahmer: "People are like a box of chocolates; eat 'em up. Yum!"
mem269 t1_ja3ztix wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
It will kill your dog.
mrSunshine-_ t1_ja3zs6k wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
This is IMHO fat people hate.
caucasoidape t1_ja3zmwx wrote
If JWs and Mormons approach the same house, at the same time, do they compete with arguments?
echosixwhiskey t1_ja3zfi0 wrote
Those places always sell some things that are not native to the area.
Friend: “oh my god that’s beautiful! Where did you get it?”
Wife: “oh I got it Florida! There was this cute little seashell stand real close to the beach.”
Friend: “bitch, then why did you get a stuffed penguin?”
ColonelPistachio t1_ja3zf30 wrote
Reply to Why is your pig missing a leg? by EganaU
This is a classic Norm Macdonald joke https://youtu.be/vATVsdYLRT0 Excellent comedic timing.
Deamon_Targeryon t1_ja3yxgb wrote
Reply to How do computers get drunk?? by c0dyw0dy27
I don't know, but I do know how they get std's.
p17s82 t1_ja3y9do wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
The ones filled with liquor might seem nice, but they aren’t tasty and not worth it
ObtuseBug t1_ja3xyhk wrote
Reply to comment by ohbyerly in There are 7.888 billion people on earth by SecurityNo1814
Keep laughing until you get that roundhouse out of nowhere, but also directly in front of you.
bigwolf29 OP t1_ja3xoji wrote
Reply to comment by mrSunshine-_ in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
During the Vietnam War, many soldiers got infections in their testicles, often leading to amputation.
Source: MCRDSD museum.
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_ja3xhlc wrote
that's pretty lazy, my man
mrSunshine-_ t1_ja3xe0h wrote
What kind of injury means leaving your balls in Vietnam. So sad.
Excellent-Big-1581 t1_ja3xdy9 wrote
Way to stay grounded in your field
Alone-Sky1539 t1_ja3x0pc wrote
Reply to Did you hear the one about the knife? by Filberrt
the poop knife?
GrimmBrowncoat OP t1_ja3wyl2 wrote
Reply to comment by wingedespeon in Someone asked me if I knew who Pavlov was… by GrimmBrowncoat
That’s awesome
luntcips t1_ja3wt0v wrote
Reply to comment by TDAM in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
Usually I’ve seen this with the second person going wingspan
wingedespeon t1_ja3wrjq wrote
When I was a kid our dog was named Pavlov.
TDAM t1_ja3whbi wrote
Reply to comment by FactoryBuilder in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
Should be bottom of left foot to tip of right hand and then spread them out
227CAVOK t1_ja3weyo wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
... it kills your dog!
scanlor t1_ja3w13j wrote
Reply to A Roman walks into a bar. by ichico13
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. The bartender says, "Don't you mean a martini?"
The Roman replied, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it."
J-c-b-22 t1_ja3vm7m wrote
Reply to comment by stonka_truck in How do computers get drunk?? by c0dyw0dy27
And small portions in nibbles
dubbzy104 t1_ja3vjx6 wrote
Reply to The first rule of Assumption Club is by Gil-Gandel
Aw I thought this was the club that makes an ass out of u and me
roominating237 t1_ja3v4vz wrote
Reply to comment by samuelgato in Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween? by crispilly
Knew a young lady, great dry sense of humor. Topic came up that she was a JW, still companionable as an acquaintance/friend. Then came the young earth creationism. Nope.
[deleted] t1_ja40xi9 wrote
Reply to A man goes to the bank to apply for a loan by germsburn
[deleted]