Recent comments in /f/Jokes
dapper-dave t1_ja3urqn wrote
Reply to A man goes to the bank to apply for a loan by germsburn
Don’t get it.
dolly3900 t1_ja3udt3 wrote
Reply to comment by EXPLODODOG in What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
It's one that the idiot in every one of us knows will never get unfunny
truedoom t1_ja3udqw wrote
Uhhhh....did I somehow time travel back to the early 00's when these jokes were relevant?
Ogfrebu83 t1_ja3u7dq wrote
Reply to comment by ChaseShiny in What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
And better than me too.
But I won't compare organ playing.
EXPLODODOG t1_ja3u39p wrote
Reply to comment by dolly3900 in What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
I'll never forget when I saw Tom Waits in concert and he told that one!
ohbyerly t1_ja3u1vw wrote
Reply to comment by DrLycFerno in There are 7.888 billion people on earth by SecurityNo1814
Not to mention the fact that it’s a fucking Chuck Norris joke
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_ja3tjn0 wrote
Reply to comment by LoadedGull in How do computers get drunk?? by c0dyw0dy27
😂😂😂
LoadedGull t1_ja3tdl0 wrote
Reply to How do computers get drunk?? by c0dyw0dy27
The next day after heavy drinking the computer goes to the doctors complaining that “it hz when IP”.
[deleted] t1_ja3tb57 wrote
Wheres the link to download the joke?
Tomi8338 t1_ja3szuj wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
"you eat the wrong one and you die from diarrhea" is also accepted answer
Tomi8338 t1_ja3sp9g wrote
...and not a single one of them find this joke funny
hardcorpardcor1 t1_ja3skmt wrote
Reply to Why did Jesus really die? by [deleted]
that’s a swing and a miss
Trollizard476 t1_ja3s4px wrote
Reply to comment by averinix in What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
:(
SYLOH t1_ja3s1au wrote
The Air Force General re-defines an infra-red photon emitted by his skin shortly after his 1st year birthday as part of his body.
Statistically at least one was released out into space.
Meaning it is <age - 1> lightyears away.
The precendent was set by the Marine gaining from a lost body part.
Air Force people are more techies/lawyers than soldiers.
dgm42 t1_ja3rj12 wrote
Reply to What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
What is the difference between an Angel and a prostitute?
The Angel spreads her wings and gets a harp.
The prostitute spreads her legs and gets an organ.
dgm42 t1_ja3rbk9 wrote
What do get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?
Someone who knocks on your door for no particular reason.
Serious_Camera_7039 t1_ja3r7l5 wrote
This joke is overdone not funny even a single bit.
AquaCorpsman t1_ja3r6u9 wrote
Reply to comment by Ransome62 in There are 7.888 billion people on earth by SecurityNo1814
I may not even disagree with you, but this is actually the dumbest thing I've read all day. Good job.
ChurchOfAdonitology t1_ja3r2gz wrote
Reply to comment by Ransome62 in There are 7.888 billion people on earth by SecurityNo1814
It's really sad when they have to tell you they gave you a downvote
Squirrels-on-LSD t1_ja3qa5z wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
Half of them are nutty.
ErenYeager850 t1_ja3pzqs wrote
Reply to What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
What does a pianist do? He AIDS your organ
nedlyest t1_ja3pv7k wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
Life is like a box of chocolates, someone ate all the good ones and replaced them with cat turds.
I say this all the time in the Forrest voice.
Altruistic-Rip4364 t1_ja3pukd wrote
My gf’s ex husband
GrimmBrowncoat OP t1_ja3pn07 wrote
Reply to comment by CFCYYZ in Someone asked me if I knew who Pavlov was… by GrimmBrowncoat
Seems like that’s more than just a hunch.
bigtimefailure_ t1_ja3uyur wrote
Reply to comment by dapper-dave in A man goes to the bank to apply for a loan by germsburn
It's a little hard to say!!