Why am I suddenly hungry?

Yes but they must first type the password to enter

Do they get the screen shots at the space bar?

...I literally just watched that episode

Fuckin creepy bro

Or, what's the difference between an onion and a dead hooker?

I cried when I chopped up the onion.

They're in a CULT....just like every other person involved in the scam called organized religion.

I'm a huge transformer fan :)

You sick bastard.. Shudder

Very clever 🤣

iirc it was a casting call.

Someone already had the idea and songs in-hand, just needed a group of men who fit the bill and could dance passably.

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 2001 people...........

We just call it Paddy's day, over here

Imagine losing all your magnesium

Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get! It's a fun surprise, but it can also be a bit of a gamble. You may get something you love, or something you don't like as much. But it's still a tasty treat, no matter what!

I thought everyday was Halloween for the JWs.

Can I get a witness?

"More than meets the eye"

I was light headed after the dream

They don't celebrate any holidays, not even birthdays.

Henry Cavill is alive because Chuck Norris hasn't round house kicked him yet. He's one of the 7.666+ million.

Nice, way to keep it light

I'm very tired of Chuck. Can we switch to Henry Cavill or something?

Don't make the joke don't make the joke don't make the joke

Here's another recycle from National Lampoon in the 70's:

What do you call a junkie with no legs on a dolly that steals hubcaps?

A Vietnam vet.

I don't think so, because when they inevitably come back with winning gold you can't exactly tell them they're wrong

Gummy worms