Recent comments in /f/Jokes
ATC_av8er t1_ja3frs7 wrote
I don't think you quite understood the gravity of the situation.
Educational-Tale7176 t1_ja3f3rz wrote
Reply to Walked by the YMCA yesterday by snickerscowboy
They were from the same village obviously
Potential_Bee_7739 t1_ja3f0uo wrote
Reply to comment by P0L1Z1STENS0HN in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
Ah, well. It is the only one I haven't seen repeatedly (NOT repeated 😂), and I am new, so you might have something there.
MisterB78 t1_ja3ey0e wrote
Reply to What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
What’s worse than a lobster on your nuts?
Two lobsters on your nuts.
P0L1Z1STENS0HN t1_ja3elq6 wrote
Reply to comment by Potential_Bee_7739 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
halflifer2k t1_ja3ecyr wrote
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 26394 1/2 people. Then it exploded.
Can’t wait to hear how many the the next grenade kills!
pawnee_jim t1_ja3e93t wrote
Reply to comment by jrtts in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
I wish I knew who you were in real life so i could just follow you around every time you walk by and just start a slow clap, or maybe like one of those golf cheers after a putt, the ones that get louder and louder as the ball gets closer to the hole…
NDodma01 t1_ja3e3j2 wrote
Reply to A Roman walks into a bar. by ichico13
Bar keeper says, wow, that’s some size of nose you’ve got there Brutus. Yes, I know, the man replies, it’s a Roman nose. Roams all over my face.
Kcnflman t1_ja3dsli wrote
Wonder Woman?
Responsible_Risk_899 t1_ja3d9xi wrote
Reply to comment by bsuthy in Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
All prefer dark ones.
averinix t1_ja3d3ey wrote
Reply to comment by Trollizard476 in What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
You're not allowed to apologize for trolling when "troll" is in your name lol. Sincerely, please make better life decisions. This world needs more positivity! If you're gonna troll, make it count. Or be part of the solution. Your choice bud.
NDodma01 t1_ja3d2tv wrote
What’s the difference between Houdini and a bunch of really good looking strippers? Houdini had cunning stunts.
Inner_Dependent3766 t1_ja3d1be wrote
Reply to comment by derekjobst in What do you get when you cross a human with a couch? by TryingToEscapeTarkov
Just like the cushions
DrLycFerno t1_ja3cze6 wrote
Your joke is outdated, now we're above 8 billion
OphidianEtMalus t1_ja3cjkc wrote
Reply to comment by Excellent-Direction4 in Why did Jesus really die? by [deleted]
This explains why humans are one of the few mammals without a baculum! Male chimp - baculum + God magic = human man and woman
Ransome62 t1_ja3chod wrote
And most of them apparently illegally crossed the boarder under Biden... /s
averinix t1_ja3chms wrote
Reply to comment by ChavLion in What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
I didn't need this nightmare, but thanks
d3brecuQUYup t1_ja3cb8y wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
How is a tiger the opposite of a comma?
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Answer: A tiger has claws at the end of its paws while a comma's a pause at the end of a clause.
pbmajumder t1_ja3brib wrote
Reply to comment by Comfortable-Mood-451 in Why is your pig missing a leg? by EganaU
Fantastic joke
[deleted] t1_ja3bj09 wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
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bsuthy t1_ja3bh2n wrote
Reply to comment by bsuthy in Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
Super funny joke when it was posted in here 5 years ago lol, had to save it with some actual humor
Kcnflman t1_ja3bh16 wrote
Reply to A dick joke by Maleficent_Ninja_
It’s growing on me
Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_ja3be7n wrote
Reply to comment by FocusMaster in Chuck Norris once threw a grenade that killed 2000 people. by [deleted]
Remindme! 1 day
[deleted] t1_ja3fu88 wrote
Reply to Last night I had a dream that I was weightless.. by Response-Cheap
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