Recent comments in /f/Jokes
DirtyErn24 t1_ja3b7bx wrote
Reply to I have a friend that accuses me of pushing him around and talking behind his back by Elegant-Surprise-417
I am all for the ADA guide lines for accessibility. I'm tired of see people in wheelchairs being pushed around!
Snowbattt t1_ja3as51 wrote
Are we gonna see a day pass by where this joke isn't reposted here?
[deleted] t1_ja3an94 wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
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Jordangander t1_ja3al1f wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in I have a friend that accuses me of pushing him around and talking behind his back by Elegant-Surprise-417
Getting ahead of the repost curve.
[deleted] t1_ja3akrt wrote
Reply to comment by bsuthy in Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
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bsuthy t1_ja3a3uc wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
No one likes the dark ones
bigwolf29 OP t1_ja39r6a wrote
Reply to comment by Potential_Bee_7739 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
Yeah, I haven't, either.
Thank you.
DrDabsMD t1_ja39blh wrote
Tell the joke right if you're going to tell it. It's, "Chuck Norris once threw a grenade, killed 2000 people, then the grenade exploded." It's funnier this way because it implies Chuck Norris did the killing, not the grenade.
Kcnflman t1_ja38yen wrote
Reply to comment by RevolutionarySteak62 in Why do women close their eyes during sex? by cwfgarza
Here take my damn upvote, I giggled
Abides1948 t1_ja38sef wrote
Reply to What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
Rock lobster is excellent
Potential_Bee_7739 t1_ja38p2s wrote
Reply to comment by bigwolf29 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
I haven't seen it here yet, and good on you for giving credit where credit is due. I regret that I have only one like to give...
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[deleted] t1_ja38m20 wrote
Reply to comment by BigD3nergy in Walked by the YMCA yesterday by snickerscowboy
Oh, ok. I see it now.
Excellent-Direction4 t1_ja38i19 wrote
Reply to Why did Jesus really die? by [deleted]
Executed for libel. Eva was made from penis bone (baculum) not rib
first_porn_unicorn t1_ja38buv wrote
Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet; water gets Chuck Norrised.
MoonMan12321 t1_ja383xp wrote
Reply to comment by Gil-Gandel in A Roman walks into a bar. by ichico13
Oh😂
GrimmBrowncoat OP t1_ja37pt6 wrote
Reply to comment by Buck_Thorn in Someone asked me if I knew who Pavlov was… by GrimmBrowncoat
Ha.
Buck_Thorn t1_ja37fo2 wrote
Reply to comment by Klotzster in Someone asked me if I knew who Pavlov was… by GrimmBrowncoat
That joke made me drool.
StudioDroid t1_ja37e78 wrote
When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.
TVotte t1_ja36v8m wrote
Here and I thought this was going to be an ass to mouth joke
Salty_Manufacturer38 t1_ja36sjc wrote
Reply to What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
Lobster in your pants.
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_ja36cg2 wrote
Reply to comment by Anti-Leak-Mocha in How do computers get drunk?? by c0dyw0dy27
Has fantastic windows also
Trollizard476 t1_ja36ayq wrote
Reply to comment by Trollizard476 in What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
Sorry
Anti-Leak-Mocha t1_ja3693f wrote
Reply to How do computers get drunk?? by c0dyw0dy27
All served at the Space Bar
hairybagel27 t1_ja3bb1p wrote
Reply to Chuck Norris once threw a grenade that killed 2000 people. by [deleted]
If you are gonna repost, at least Word the joke properly. You fucked it up. Threw a grenade AND killed 2000 people. Get it right, chuck Norris would have