Recent comments in /f/Jokes
FocusMaster t1_ja35jrz wrote
Dude. If your going to repost, wait more then 1 day.
FactoryBuilder t1_ja35im4 wrote
Why does the Admiral get to measure between three points? Left foot, top of the head, right foot.
sorcerer86pt t1_ja35340 wrote
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, instead he pushes down the planet
Gil-Gandel t1_ja352gt wrote
Reply to comment by MoonMan12321 in A Roman walks into a bar. by ichico13
He's lost the other nine digits.
GrimmBrowncoat OP t1_ja34z43 wrote
Reply to comment by Klotzster in Someone asked me if I knew who Pavlov was… by GrimmBrowncoat
Hey a backhanded compliment is still a compliment.
sorcerer86pt t1_ja34w9y wrote
Monster kids check under the beds for Chuck Norris
Klotzster t1_ja34m5q wrote
You're so droll
nondescriptun t1_ja34iaa wrote
Reply to What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
A piano on your lobster.
RIP Mr. Pinchy.
booshtukka t1_ja34h83 wrote
Reply to Why did Jesus really die? by [deleted]
What
stonka_truck t1_ja33tcf wrote
Reply to comment by stonka_truck in How do computers get drunk?? by c0dyw0dy27
How do they open the front door to the house?
They ram it
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_ja33r7f wrote
Reply to comment by stonka_truck in How do computers get drunk?? by c0dyw0dy27
Haha that's brill :)
stonka_truck t1_ja33o6l wrote
Reply to How do computers get drunk?? by c0dyw0dy27
Know how they eat? Bits and bytes
countricola t1_ja33h7d wrote
Reply to How do computers get drunk?? by c0dyw0dy27
Mine is addicted to CD Rum
publiclyGlaze81 t1_ja33ggo wrote
Chuck Norris invented giraffes when he gave a horse an uppercut..
Satanic_soup_dragon t1_ja3317l wrote
Reply to comment by bigwolf29 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
🙂
triploidJoyride141 t1_ja32wl8 wrote
Chuck Norris Avenue had to be renamed, since no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Clapton_Coil t1_ja32vho wrote
Reply to comment by StillStealingJokes in What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
“Free Lycopene”, Thanks!
piper63-c137 t1_ja32trc wrote
Reply to comment by hollth1 in What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws? by yacozaragoza
She Who Must Be Obeyed, my charming and beautiful partner, to whit, mine wife.
Phoenixjt041 t1_ja32tpl wrote
Banks hate him!
See how he earns money in one simple trick!
bigwolf29 OP t1_ja32aon wrote
Reply to comment by Satanic_soup_dragon in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
Thanks!
Although I'll admit it isn't original. I saw it in a joke book a while back that had a bunch of good stuff.
Satanic_soup_dragon t1_ja322bn wrote
Well crafted. 😄
egeswender t1_ja31q3t wrote
What's the difference between a tribe of pygmys and a marathon featuring the Kardashians?
One is a cunning group of runts.
Zur__En__Arrh t1_ja31lya wrote
Reply to comment by patelnirpendra in Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween? by crispilly
- PROFIT
SilentJoe1986 OP t1_ja30lac wrote
Reply to comment by slibetah in My best friend Kevin is a legend. He went out and got three blow jobs. by SilentJoe1986
That explains why she didn't do much
Inevitable_Price7841 t1_ja361x2 wrote
Reply to What is the transgender community's favourite superheroes? by thetimujin
Transformers