Recent comments in /f/Jokes
BigD3nergy t1_ja2zqsj wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Walked by the YMCA yesterday by snickerscowboy
It was a play on words
Down = duck feathers
Petting the duck = Syndrom.
It was my attempt to be clever. Not to put down anyone.
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quotidian_nightmare t1_ja2z7g1 wrote
Reply to comment by 7_overpowered_clox in What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
Organ is slang for penis. In this context, crabs are pubic lice.
The joke is saying that while it might be annoying (and weird) to have literal lobsters on your piano, it's worse to have pubic lice.
[deleted] t1_ja2yvds wrote
Reply to comment by patelnirpendra in Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween? by crispilly
HAHAHAAHA
PICONEdeJIM t1_ja2w689 wrote
Reply to What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
Elephant on a keyboard
SteveInitBro t1_ja2vpeb wrote
Reply to comment by Mammoth_Jeweler3857 in My best friend Kevin is a legend. He went out and got three blow jobs. by SilentJoe1986
That makes no sense.
Metall3x OP t1_ja2utr7 wrote
Reply to comment by StillStealingJokes in What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
That's fair.
That's more than fair.
Thick_Pipe187 t1_ja2uphk wrote
Reply to comment by og_raptorqueefs in Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween? by crispilly
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It's more than just avoiding competition - Jehovah's Witnesses believe that Halloween is a holiday that celebrates evil and death, so they don't want to be associated with it in any way. They also don't want to be seen as participating in what they view as a pagan ritual.
wetfootmammal t1_ja2ubdb wrote
Reply to Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
Snorlax. But it's just me.
Bibik1983 t1_ja2szsm wrote
Reply to The first rule of Assumption Club is by Gil-Gandel
Oh this is that club all of my coworkers are in
Background_Craft2159 t1_ja2sspg wrote
Reply to comment by curveball_82 in How do computers get drunk?? by c0dyw0dy27
Then they get a byte to eat
molotok_c_518 t1_ja2sly5 wrote
They don't like competition.
Background_Craft2159 t1_ja2s64d wrote
Reply to Why did Jesus really die? by [deleted]
Very nice
the_man_inTheShack t1_ja2s5xh wrote
Good grief, I first heard that in 1968 in Edinburgh. It's a fossil
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UnspentDomatium49 t1_ja2ry6l wrote
I did not know this. But I wonder if they take advantage of the holiday anyway because they'll know probably 90% of the doors they knock on would be opened.
og_raptorqueefs t1_ja2rp5i wrote
They’re the ones who knocks.
Default_Username___ t1_ja2roh1 wrote
Reply to comment by Rebel_Player_957 in I have a friend that accuses me of pushing him around and talking behind his back by Elegant-Surprise-417
We do it
patelnirpendra t1_ja2rbi9 wrote
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Dress up as a jehovas witness for Halloween
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locate jehovas witnesses houses
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knock on door，‟do you've a moment to talk about our lord and saviour?”
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‟of course we do，come in come in!”
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hand them a brochure about the virtue of giving out treats in Halloween
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????????
og_raptorqueefs t1_ja2qyrv wrote
Reply to comment by og_raptorqueefs in How do computers get drunk?? by c0dyw0dy27
Worried about that 1up tho aren’t ye
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_ja2qjsl wrote
Reply to comment by og_raptorqueefs in How do computers get drunk?? by c0dyw0dy27
Up to you if you believe me or not joke police
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_ja2qhrx wrote
Reply to comment by curveball_82 in How do computers get drunk?? by c0dyw0dy27
Haha indeed
UpbeatCheetah7710 t1_ja2qgx2 wrote
Reply to comment by slibetah in My best friend Kevin is a legend. He went out and got three blow jobs. by SilentJoe1986
I guess you’d know.
MoonMan12321 t1_ja2pwb4 wrote
Reply to comment by Improv13 in A Roman walks into a bar. by ichico13
His face was shot or something?
MrPrul t1_ja302sa wrote
Reply to A dick joke by Maleficent_Ninja_
Hard to argue with that