Recent comments in /f/Jokes
BGDDisco t1_ja2eyh4 wrote
Reply to Walked by the YMCA yesterday by snickerscowboy
I often wonder how the Village People met and formed a band. They come from such diverse and varied backgrounds.
[deleted] t1_ja2epeu wrote
Reply to comment by Comfortable-Mood-451 in Why is your pig missing a leg? by EganaU
Can’t wait to see it reposted next month.
JeremySparrow OP t1_ja2d6kp wrote
Reply to comment by justhereforthesixty9 in Infidelity upgraded by JeremySparrow
Nothing special, just to justify the last part.
ajluis101 t1_ja2d3gj wrote
Reply to Infidelity upgraded by JeremySparrow
They say 13 is an unlucky number, but his luck had already run a dozen short; but I guess you could say she was orgynized, since she could keep them cumming and going (to the polls)
AVijha t1_ja2c51r wrote
Dang it, op should get .... IDK
Mammoth_Jeweler3857 t1_ja2biog wrote
>My best friend Kevin is a legend. He went out and got three blow jobs. But should actually be written as
>My best friend Kevin is a legend. He went out for three blow jobs<
Webbomynickname t1_ja2al9f wrote
A couch potato.
sintakks t1_ja29xmr wrote
Reply to comment by Mick7s in Why are Scandinavians so good at swimming? by PunkNerd2007
There are enough Swedes there to qualify for Scandinavia in my book. And enough Uralic speakers in Norway and Sweden.
Rebel_Player_957 t1_ja287e3 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in I have a friend that accuses me of pushing him around and talking behind his back by Elegant-Surprise-417
You do it
Mick7s t1_ja27zzr wrote
Reply to comment by broitsme420 in Why are Scandinavians so good at swimming? by PunkNerd2007
Makes sense
broitsme420 t1_ja27xp7 wrote
Reply to comment by Mick7s in Why are Scandinavians so good at swimming? by PunkNerd2007
Yes, but people from Bergen LOVE to point out where they're from. Think of Bergen as Norways Texas, except its always raining there.
Akshansh33Sharma t1_ja27gmj wrote
Reply to comment by slibetah in My best friend Kevin is a legend. He went out and got three blow jobs. by SilentJoe1986
No, it's actually in the opposite direction, right next to where I fucked your mum
ItsJustMeMaggie t1_ja26z76 wrote
Reply to Why do women close their eyes during sex? by cwfgarza
Tbh I do it because I’m not sure what I should be looking at
Vic18t t1_ja26xkx wrote
Reply to comment by fouxou in Walked by the YMCA yesterday by snickerscowboy
One-King4767 t1_ja25tdm wrote
Reply to comment by FlashpointJ24 in Why is your pig missing a leg? by EganaU
Yeah, that's the one I always tell
[deleted] t1_ja258sz wrote
Vidadaphas t1_ja24z4z wrote
Reply to Why is your pig missing a leg? by EganaU
😦.. i am..terrified...
Mob_Rules1994 t1_ja24mpk wrote
A gun!
justhereforthesixty9 t1_ja2414e wrote
Reply to Infidelity upgraded by JeremySparrow
Why the Philippines?
Mob_Rules1994 t1_ja22zi3 wrote
His mother, aunt and sister don't count 🤗
LowEndOperative t1_ja228m2 wrote
Reply to Walked by the YMCA yesterday by snickerscowboy
A duck’s feathers are known as down
piper63-c137 t1_ja225iz wrote
Reply to comment by Leather-You4318 in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
Dildo in Newfoundland
SassyBananaPants t1_ja21ydt wrote
Reply to Why is your pig missing a leg? by EganaU
omg - how funny.
my dad told me this joke probably 50 years ago and I retell it all the time!
Your version is different and it still made me laugh!
Mick7s t1_ja21x8x wrote
Reply to comment by SwedenIsBad in Why are Scandinavians so good at swimming? by PunkNerd2007
Bergen is in Norway right?
StillStealingJokes t1_ja2f9nw wrote
Reply to What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
Booooo
*Throws tomatos