Recent comments in /f/Jokes
chenhanlin t1_ja1qxbm wrote
Reply to comment by GeePedicy in My best friend Kevin is a legend. He went out and got three blow jobs. by SilentJoe1986
You, not me! I am me! You are you!
obtusehokusai t1_ja1qpce wrote
you can not shoot your inlaws.
yacozaragoza OP t1_ja1qbdp wrote
Reply to comment by Reloauted in What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws? by yacozaragoza
HahHaha
Reloauted t1_ja1q662 wrote
I opened my mouth to start repeating this to my wife, thought better of it, and pretended to yawn.
wherepigscanfly t1_ja1q49e wrote
Great twist!
big_sugi t1_ja1pz15 wrote
Reply to comment by Scary_Statement5665 in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
Which is true, but doesn’t affect the fact that the joke is funnier with silver.
helpfulskullcap t1_ja1poi4 wrote
But reposts aren‘t.
leonscum t1_ja1poe1 wrote
Reply to A dick joke by Maleficent_Ninja_
Man goes to the doctor and says I have a problem with my testicles.
Doc says let's take a look.
Man says first you have to promise not to laugh.
Doc says i'm a doctor I've seen everything I not going to laugh.
Man drops his drawers in this testicles are the size of M&M's.
Doc bursts out laughing.
Man says you promised not to laugh. What's wrong with them?
Doc hysterically laughing say, they're swollen.
_gravy_train_ t1_ja1o14a wrote
Reply to How is sex like banking? by [deleted]
You can use ATM for deposits.
3rdProfile t1_ja1nxh3 wrote
Reply to comment by feiyuew3 in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
I'll save you a seat by the fire.
Singer-Such t1_ja1nqgu wrote
Reply to what's a duck's favorite snack? by hufflesnuff
:(
mag2041 t1_ja1n5he wrote
Reply to what's a duck's favorite snack? by hufflesnuff
Bravo
Justtakeitaway t1_ja1m3zv wrote
Reply to comment by DR1665 in what's a duck's favorite snack? by hufflesnuff
Waddle waddle waddle and he waddled away
kx3dragon t1_ja1m14b wrote
Reply to comment by doritinati in Nobody will upvote a cake joke on my cake day. by nothingright1234
Woosh
zenos_dog t1_ja1lj0l wrote
Reply to what's a duck's favorite snack? by hufflesnuff
r/DadJokes
slibetah t1_ja1l35h wrote
Reply to comment by ClarityFractal in My best friend Kevin is a legend. He went out and got three blow jobs. by SilentJoe1986
You see that fire I built over there?
madmanmark111 t1_ja1ks6d wrote
Reply to comment by DR1665 in what's a duck's favorite snack? by hufflesnuff
Got any glue?
Good_Series166 t1_ja1kckv wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Walked by the YMCA yesterday by snickerscowboy
There is a song called "YMCA" by The Village People... the joke includes lyrics from the song and the humor rests upon this reference.
Groucho-Marxist50 t1_ja1k9ir wrote
Reply to A dick joke by Maleficent_Ninja_
Reminds me of what my last girlfriend told me. “It may not be fat, but it certainly is short” 😩
jdb1984 t1_ja1k7rt wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Walked by the YMCA yesterday by snickerscowboy
"Young Man, there's no need to feel down." Is the first line of a song called "YMCA". It even has a dance tied to the song.
polomintz123 t1_ja1jzcm wrote
Magpie with a nosebleed
[deleted] t1_ja1jrox wrote
Reply to Walked by the YMCA yesterday by snickerscowboy
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Mediocre_Truth_6115 t1_ja1jlkt wrote
Reply to comment by grandBBQninja in Why are Scandinavians so good at swimming? by PunkNerd2007
I will remember this for the next 50 years and maybe use it once.
Edit: I will be cursing you when I forget my dog's face but remember fucking "Fennoscandia".
allangee t1_ja1jam1 wrote
Any order, as long as they're on my playLiszt.
CCTreghan t1_ja1rg0v wrote
Reply to What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws? by yacozaragoza
Outlaws just take your money. In-laws crush your soul first.