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PEkEStoic t1_ja0xl1f wrote
Reply to comment by Key9yne in I clogged my toilet three times in the last 2 days. by HamChanKiwiiMan
Lol nice aggressively horrible grammar and spelling. You managed to set the bar even lower than the OP
Maleficent_Ninja_ OP t1_ja0xaet wrote
Reply to comment by Ashamed_Definition47 in A dick joke by Maleficent_Ninja_
So was the baby..
Key9yne t1_ja0x48a wrote
Reply to comment by securitydude1979 in what's brown and sticky? by SionGest
True that . I offer them straws or pipes. To shove up there asses--- give their brain some oxygen for the next conversation you may have to have with them.
Revolutionary-Bus893 t1_ja0x2mn wrote
Reply to Why is your pig missing a leg? by EganaU
This is one of my favorite "bad jokes".
pauliewotsit t1_ja0wu10 wrote
Reply to what's brown and sticky? by SionGest
A brown sticky thing
securitydude1979 t1_ja0weue wrote
Reply to comment by notmyrealnam3 in what's brown and sticky? by SionGest
I've known some people with their heads so far up their asses they could lol
DavidBeckhamsNan t1_ja0w58x wrote
Reply to comment by Davebobman in Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
Depends how lonely we’re talking
EnigmaFrug2308 t1_ja0vjsv wrote
Reply to A dick joke by Maleficent_Ninja_
It's short, but it does it's job.
FlashpointJ24 t1_ja0viam wrote
Reply to Why is your pig missing a leg? by EganaU
I heard the punchline as, "By God, man, you don't eat a pig like that all at once!"
Ashamed_Definition47 t1_ja0v6nd wrote
Reply to comment by Maleficent_Ninja_ in A dick joke by Maleficent_Ninja_
Kinda limp ngl
grendel303 t1_ja0v4zk wrote
Reply to comment by punga78 in what's brown and sticky? by SionGest
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop. Dr. Dre.
ApexRevanNL716 t1_ja0v2wo wrote
Reply to what's brown and sticky? by SionGest
A Stick
BigD4yoMind t1_ja0v0vt wrote
Reply to Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
I’m thinking ratata original house rat in Pokémon and reality world that be creeping in Anyones house
Commercial_Rise_3606 t1_ja0uwjt wrote
Reply to what's brown and sticky? by SionGest
A stick. (I’m not the first one to type this btw.)
GetGoodOrGetRekt t1_ja0usvf wrote
Reply to Why is your pig missing a leg? by EganaU
This is the first place I ever heard this joke
Motorboat_Jones t1_ja0ushh wrote
Reply to Why is your pig missing a leg? by EganaU
That's one charming mother-fuckin' pig. Like 10x more charming than that Arnold from Green Acres.
Maleficent_Ninja_ OP t1_ja0u5id wrote
Reply to comment by tuckwho in A dick joke by Maleficent_Ninja_
You can make like a baby, and head out..
Substantial-diabetic t1_ja0u2vj wrote
Reply to what's brown and sticky? by SionGest
No a stick dummy
tuckwho t1_ja0tzpj wrote
Reply to A dick joke by Maleficent_Ninja_
It's nickname is the baby, premature.
Due_Platypus_3913 t1_ja0tosm wrote
Reply to Why is your pig missing a leg? by EganaU
“Now that pig knew,,”When I was a kid ,my Grandpa was good friends with Rex Allen,the singing Cowboy movie star,turned Nashville mainstay,and voice over actor.HE NARRATED CHARLOTTES WEB!And it was a huge hit at the time.
notmyrealnam3 t1_ja0tnjx wrote
Reply to comment by LoftilyCroquet60 in what's brown and sticky? by SionGest
without a mirror you couldn't
LoftilyCroquet60 t1_ja0t3xf wrote
Reply to what's brown and sticky? by SionGest
Lol I did not see it coming
punga78 t1_ja0t390 wrote
Reply to what's brown and sticky? by SionGest
I was thinking poop, but that's only because I forgot about Dre.
Follicly_Endowed t1_ja0xw4t wrote
Reply to comment by 363274264 in what's brown and sticky? by SionGest
That’s what she said