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363274264 t1_ja0sw0t wrote
Reply to what's brown and sticky? by SionGest
I wasn't expecting that lol
FrenTimesTwo t1_ja0sl55 wrote
Reply to what's brown and sticky? by SionGest
Poo
Key9yne t1_ja0rzvr wrote
Congratulations either your shit was packed or you exceeded the plumers expectations...then again I'm surprised that the newer generations are not Gaging there A**holes.
Julianoborgess t1_ja0rkpm wrote
Elegant-Surprise-417 OP t1_ja0rc34 wrote
Reply to comment by nomie_turtles in I have a friend that accuses me of pushing him around and talking behind his back by Elegant-Surprise-417
Thank you
nomie_turtles t1_ja0qybj wrote
Reply to comment by Elegant-Surprise-417 in I have a friend that accuses me of pushing him around and talking behind his back by Elegant-Surprise-417
this guy really knows how to answer a question
Key9yne t1_ja0qqlr wrote
Reply to Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
A peek-at-chew(you)--for visual-aid. Lmao
OnyB1l t1_ja0qg8l wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
Expected a hitler joke
EnumeratedWalrus t1_ja0q1q2 wrote
Their naval ships also have bar codes on them to verify whenever they dock, so whenever the sailors come home their country can scan the navy in.
off_the_cuff_mandate t1_ja0pcf7 wrote
should be out of the wardrobe
Gevlyn507 t1_ja0p8pk wrote
Reply to comment by Mindless_Button_9378 in Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
How are you on reddit and not aware of this meme?
DeplorableKurt t1_ja0ovlm wrote
Reply to My sperm identifies as... by spermbanks
Thats actually pretty witty
R0ckHazard2 t1_ja0onzs wrote
Reply to comment by CrowdCon-troll in Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
I read this in Morgan Freeman's voice
VeritosCogitos t1_ja0oixk wrote
Reply to comment by warren_728 in A Roman walks into a bar. by ichico13
Not on my watch ;)
HippoWillWork t1_ja0nkr4 wrote
Reply to How is sex like banking? by [deleted]
Deposits always grow
HorrorFan1191 t1_ja0n8gl wrote
Reply to comment by CrowdCon-troll in Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
I want every gun we have to fire on that man.
Elegant-Surprise-417 OP t1_ja0msk2 wrote
Reply to comment by southsamurai in I have a friend that accuses me of pushing him around and talking behind his back by Elegant-Surprise-417
😅
southsamurai t1_ja0ml0p wrote
Reply to I have a friend that accuses me of pushing him around and talking behind his back by Elegant-Surprise-417
Jfc, I used to have a patient that used this joke all the damn time lol.
Elegant-Surprise-417 OP t1_ja0md1w wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in I have a friend that accuses me of pushing him around and talking behind his back by Elegant-Surprise-417
Thanks
[deleted] t1_ja0m7wt wrote
MrPrul t1_ja0l3vk wrote
Reply to A Roman walks into a bar. by ichico13
Peace
Buckabuckaw t1_ja0kbfj wrote
An oldie but goodie, and well-told. Upvote.
PunkNerd2007 OP t1_ja0jbh9 wrote
Reply to comment by ABoyNamedSault in Why are Scandinavians so good at swimming? by PunkNerd2007
No but I really thought it was because of things like the Scandinavian cross and stuff like that
Improv13 t1_ja0jabb wrote
Reply to A Roman walks into a bar. by ichico13
A man walks into a bar and holds up one finger and says to the bartender “10 beers please.”
The bartender gives the man the beers and the man asks “how much do I owe you?”
The bartender responds “nothing. Purple Heart winners drink for free here you hero.”
thehumblebaboon t1_ja0sxsg wrote
Reply to what's brown and sticky? by SionGest
Caramel