Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Improv13 t1_ja0ilk5 wrote
See that’s your problem, you are spending so long on the toilet thinking about pirates plundering that you shat for too long and clogged the toilet.
treyflip11 t1_ja0ift5 wrote
people used to shit outside back in the day i think
EvilRedRobot t1_ja0hyy5 wrote
Reply to comment by Agile-Essay-4050 in I clogged my toilet three times in the last 2 days. by HamChanKiwiiMan
It might solve it's own problem if it did.
enoui t1_ja0h87q wrote
What's worse than winning Gold in the Special Olympics when you lied to get in?
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Winning Bronze.
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_ja0h06o wrote
This joke should suck more.
sanjsrik t1_ja0gl6y wrote
Only if they went looking for loot that was plundered.
TNTCactus t1_ja0f28e wrote
Reply to comment by Dymo1234 in My best friend Kevin is a legend. He went out and got three blow jobs. by SilentJoe1986
You hear that Tone?
SeeminglyBlue t1_ja0dofq wrote
Reply to comment by Mindless_Button_9378 in Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
it'a a copypasta
SilentJoe1986 OP t1_ja0dkej wrote
Reply to comment by Substantial-diabetic in My best friend Kevin is a legend. He went out and got three blow jobs. by SilentJoe1986
TIL Steve had two brothers
dremxox t1_ja0d1e8 wrote
Reply to comment by P0L1Z1STENS0HN in Why is your pig missing a leg? by EganaU
Well, it's such a great joke; you can't just kill it all at once.
SwedenIsBad t1_ja0be2l wrote
Reply to comment by Mick7s in Why are Scandinavians so good at swimming? by PunkNerd2007
And Bergen
Substantial-diabetic t1_ja0b1zf wrote
I blew three jobs as well
Background_Touchdown t1_ja0achw wrote
Reply to A Roman walks into a bar. by ichico13
He holds up one finger and says...
"Acknowledge me!"
MPCJuggernaut t1_ja09cj2 wrote
Reply to Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
Diglet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Reply to comment by Da5idG in What did horny Caesar told Roman Senate? by raspoutine049
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[deleted] t1_ja099rm wrote
Reply to comment by PipBoy2011 in A polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. by etternalentity
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futilelyportray92 t1_ja095ov wrote
Reply to A Roman walks into a bar. by ichico13
A cannibal walks into a bar and holds up two fingers...
And says, ‟I need a beer to wash these down”
kalysti t1_ja08rco wrote
Reply to A Roman walks into a bar. by ichico13
Then he crosses his fingers and says, "Ten more."
warren_728 t1_ja08bq9 wrote
Reply to A Roman walks into a bar. by ichico13
I, for one, like Roman numerals
drugsondrugs t1_ja0847q wrote
Reply to comment by feiyuew3 in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
Honestly, this was a much cleaned up version of the original version of this joke.
scaredwifey t1_ja07su5 wrote
Reply to Why do women close their eyes during sex? by cwfgarza
To imagine Chis Evans better.
ColossalGrub t1_ja0733t wrote
Reply to comment by mrPandabot35 in Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
Kiriko???
Imjokin t1_ja069nb wrote
Reply to comment by tasteless-dorito in While on watch on the highway, a cop sees a car going really slow... by tasteless-dorito
What was the topic of the paper?
ABoyNamedSault t1_ja05ugo wrote
Finland is not even a Scandinavian country.
Let me guess..........You're American?
Neinball98411 t1_ja0ip11 wrote
Reply to comment by Davebobman in Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
Fact not mere meme