Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Herd_O_Angry_Turtles t1_ja052xh wrote
Reply to comment by CrowdCon-troll in Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
I laughed way too fuckin hard when I first heard this clip... good ol AI voiceovers
SnooHedgehogs2496 t1_ja04nbl wrote
Justbenwithaone t1_ja04ezu wrote
Reply to comment by tbut155 in Where did the guinea pig end up when it came out of the closet? by Engage69
Not just me. So it’s not a gay-nea pig joke.
justhereforthesixty9 t1_ja04aqz wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
You know who was born there.
Outcazt- OP t1_ja03i7u wrote
Reply to comment by spirit_of_a_goat in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
r/ThatsTheJoke
HereticBatman t1_ja03dps wrote
Reply to What does a house wear? by Cheffie43
A house coat.
Sentsuizan t1_ja01z6b wrote
Reply to comment by Toastamiah in Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
That's when you struggle
IMANUFAN t1_ja00mp7 wrote
Newspaper
daviebo666 t1_ja008py wrote
Reply to comment by snickerscowboy in Walked by the YMCA yesterday by snickerscowboy
/rwoosh
Granny_Nooooo t1_j9zzhgj wrote
Reply to comment by Background_Touchdown in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
Yes!!
I love bouncing jokes off people like that.
Background_Touchdown t1_j9zzb23 wrote
Reply to comment by Granny_Nooooo in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
Make it a combo joke:
What's better than winning bronze at the Paralympics?
Winning silver!
What's better than winning silver at the Paralympics?
Winning gold!
And what's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking!
Business-Emu-6923 t1_j9zypvc wrote
Reply to comment by Ground2ChairMissile in Why is your pig missing a leg? by EganaU
Rare Charlotte’s Web reference seen in the wild, it pleases me.
Davebobman t1_j9zyn29 wrote
Reply to comment by TikkiTakiTomtom in Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
Presumably, it would refer to dildos. It would obviously be an exaggeration to say that every lonely adult would have one.
rimjobnemesis t1_j9zyfoh wrote
Reply to comment by LazarYeetMeta in What is black and white and red all over? by destined2destroyus
Embarassed zebra. From my second grade teacher in the 1950’s. Groan.
Edelgeuse t1_j9zye4n wrote
Reply to Why is your pig missing a leg? by EganaU
Holling VinCoure was a clever fellow
Davebobman t1_j9zy616 wrote
Reply to comment by Mindless_Button_9378 in Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
I don't really know the specifics but it has become a meme at this point that Vaporeon is the "most breedable" Pokemon.
Ground2ChairMissile t1_j9zx8hb wrote
Reply to Why is your pig missing a leg? by EganaU
Sounds like that's some pig.
Maybe even a terrific or radiant one.
P0L1Z1STENS0HN t1_j9zwwel wrote
Reply to comment by Comfortable-Mood-451 in Why is your pig missing a leg? by EganaU
At least it's a very good one, if number of reposts is a metric for quality.
spirit_of_a_goat t1_j9zwqa9 wrote
Not having to participate in the Paralympics?
Dashover t1_j9zw6so wrote
Rihanna in a blender?
Due_Example5177 OP t1_j9zvtlx wrote
Reply to comment by Lexxifyy in An emo kid and a leaf fall off a tree. Which one hit the ground first? by Due_Example5177
Man, someone even reported me. I got one of those messages from the care team like I’m suicidal lol.
Comfortable-Mood-451 t1_j9zvlpy wrote
Reply to Why is your pig missing a leg? by EganaU
This is quite possibly the best joke I’ve read on this site.
RevolutionarySteak62 t1_j9zv30d wrote
Reply to Why do women close their eyes during sex? by cwfgarza
The impending facial
EiffelXcore t1_j9zuzxu wrote
Reply to comment by Falconflyer75 in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
It's okay not to like some jokes but nothing should be off limit in comedy
GTAdriver01 t1_ja05u2c wrote
Reply to Why are Scandinavians so good at swimming? by PunkNerd2007
Finland doesn't exist though