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snickerscowboy OP t1_j9zsrbi wrote
Reply to comment by SmokingSauce in Walked by the YMCA yesterday by snickerscowboy
Go on, say it
Due_Example5177 OP t1_j9zsm9y wrote
Reply to comment by Re-Horakhty01 in An emo kid and a leaf fall off a tree. Which one hit the ground first? by Due_Example5177
Wait till you hear my jokes about autistic folks
Due_Example5177 OP t1_j9zsi08 wrote
Reply to comment by LC_Anderton in An emo kid and a leaf fall off a tree. Which one hit the ground first? by Due_Example5177
Plot twist: I was the emo kid. Shoe strings couldn’t hold me for very long. Still made me chuckle.
karimamin t1_j9zqu51 wrote
Reply to Why do women close their eyes during sex? by cwfgarza
Helps them remember what time their husbands come home
SmokingSauce t1_j9zq4o1 wrote
Reply to comment by fouxou in Walked by the YMCA yesterday by snickerscowboy
I... couldn't possibly say.
Lexxifyy t1_j9zpg9z wrote
Man even the Reddit joke community is going soft
Lexxifyy t1_j9zpaj5 wrote
Reply to comment by Re-Horakhty01 in An emo kid and a leaf fall off a tree. Which one hit the ground first? by Due_Example5177
Get your head out of your ass and look where you’re at.
Lexxifyy t1_j9zp4xx wrote
Reply to comment by oxonianHoliday57 in An emo kid and a leaf fall off a tree. Which one hit the ground first? by Due_Example5177
This was good
TikkiTakiTomtom t1_j9zox4k wrote
Reply to comment by memewatcher3 in Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
“What can be found in the home of every lonely adult?”
“Fake wood”
🤨
Mindless_Button_9378 t1_j9znule wrote
Reply to comment by CrowdCon-troll in Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
Someone has been thinking about this WAY too much.
randomguy283 t1_j9zmu6q wrote
Reply to comment by typicalcitrus in An emo kid and a leaf fall off a tree. Which one hit the ground first? by Due_Example5177
Then explain to me why you can be described as “hung like a horse”
RevolutionarySteak62 t1_j9zms2n wrote
Reply to Walked by the YMCA yesterday by snickerscowboy
Young man there’s a place you can go
vieuxfort73 t1_j9zmnp7 wrote
Reply to comment by Western-Image7125 in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
I remember it. Actually just found my old copy of Truly Tasteless Jokes.
randomguy283 t1_j9zmmjd wrote
Reply to comment by BERRlES in An emo kid and a leaf fall off a tree. Which one hit the ground first? by Due_Example5177
Nice3
randomguy283 t1_j9zml3s wrote
The leaf because the emo was caught by a rope
NDodma01 t1_j9zlx1o wrote
Reply to comment by NotionAquarium in I hired a sphincter to play a jerk in my upcoming movie. by NotionAquarium
A toilet roll
RevolutionarySteak62 t1_j9zlurl wrote
Don’t lick the cast
typicalcitrus t1_j9zlka6 wrote
I'm afraid that's incorrect, Miss Noonah. Pictures can be hung, people are hanged. "He hanged himself", is the correct conjugation, for which, of course, you have my deepest sympathy.
Kear_Bear_3747 t1_j9zl8ja wrote
Reply to comment by BurritoflyEffect in Why are Scandinavians so good at swimming? by PunkNerd2007
OCD intensifies
Potential_Bee_7739 t1_j9zk0om wrote
I'm pretty sure he couldn't have hung himself; that's based purely on genetics. PSA: Penis enlargement is a scam.
[deleted] t1_j9zjynd wrote
Reply to Why do women close their eyes during sex? by cwfgarza
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jrc83 t1_j9zjf04 wrote
I reacted with “oooookay”
BERRlES t1_j9ziiy9 wrote
Reply to comment by oldmansakuga in An emo kid and a leaf fall off a tree. Which one hit the ground first? by Due_Example5177
nice2
fouxou t1_j9zi5kk wrote
Reply to comment by SmokingSauce in Walked by the YMCA yesterday by snickerscowboy
What letter?
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j9zu3oj wrote
Reply to comment by RevolutionarySteak62 in Walked by the YMCA yesterday by snickerscowboy
I said, young man, when you’re short on your dough…