Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Environmental-Win836 t1_j9zh1j6 wrote
This isn’t funny…it’s just…wow.
Follicly_Endowed t1_j9zgi1i wrote
Reply to comment by Abides1948 in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
I’ll just walk over the long jump pit and dodge the javelins
pilondilicious t1_j9zge42 wrote
Reply to comment by UserAccountDisabled in Princess Diana by UserAccountDisabled
Omg
Abides1948 t1_j9zg7ol wrote
Reply to comment by Follicly_Endowed in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
I'm sure the wheelchair racers and javelin throwers will love to have you try.
Uh-Usernames OP t1_j9zg577 wrote
Reply to comment by johnhughthom in What did the Norwegian say to the other Norwegian by Uh-Usernames
Ok, I think I got it
Granny_Nooooo t1_j9zfmod wrote
I always thought that joke worked better with silver instead of gold, because of misdirection.
I mean, obviously walking is better than winning gold at the Paralympics. Obviously. By replacing it with "What's better than winning silver?", it makes you think for a split second that maybe winning gold would be great.
But nope. Still going with the ability to walk.
LC_Anderton t1_j9zf4xl wrote
Fcuking dark dude… but it still made me chuckle…
Does that make me a bad person?
Marquar234 t1_j9zf322 wrote
Reply to comment by Ok_Climate_9254 in I hate it when people use metaphors that are physically impossible. by Gian_Key
You can drop the pressure fast enough that the person is still alive.
Theoretically.
Purp1eC0bras t1_j9zevg6 wrote
Reply to comment by CrowdCon-troll in Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
Smh
budibro t1_j9zej1k wrote
They Scan de Navy
cwfgarza OP t1_j9zdx2f wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Why do women close their eyes during sex? by cwfgarza
🙄
Mental_Reason_8 t1_j9zdvno wrote
Reply to comment by NotionAquarium in I hired a sphincter to play a jerk in my upcoming movie. by NotionAquarium
Is the film a "autobiographical documentary' about you? I think the "acting roll" is already filled, but thanks away.
[deleted] t1_j9zduee wrote
Reply to Why do women close their eyes during sex? by cwfgarza
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NotionAquarium OP t1_j9zcnjd wrote
Reply to comment by Mental_Reason_8 in I hired a sphincter to play a jerk in my upcoming movie. by NotionAquarium
Hey! I have a roll in a film you'd be perfect for!!
Agrezz t1_j9zcmq4 wrote
Reply to comment by Redditor_10000000000 in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
Look at it's flag
Re-Horakhty01 t1_j9zcki2 wrote
Hah hah hah suicide funny.
Come on, dude, seriously?
Hopeful_Wallaby3755 t1_j9zcizf wrote
Imagine posting this on Am I the Asshole to see how they’ll react
Lithosphere11 t1_j9zc486 wrote
That’s kinda fucked up.
Mental_Reason_8 t1_j9zb5ok wrote
Wow !!! You really missed the mark, with this "joke". Try again !!!
mikayla82ca t1_j9z9kbn wrote
Reply to Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
Clitoris but it’s virtually impossible for the guys to find.
SmokingSauce t1_j9z96c5 wrote
Reply to Walked by the YMCA yesterday by snickerscowboy
This is one letter away from going to a very dark place...
GeePedicy t1_j9z92ev wrote
Reply to comment by jasong234 in My best friend Kevin is a legend. He went out and got three blow jobs. by SilentJoe1986
You.
Different-Tie-1085 t1_j9z685e wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What is black and white and red all over? by destined2destroyus
- I thought the PLAY on words was far more clever.
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Reply to comment by Good4UGoof4U in What is black and white and red all over? by destined2destroyus
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Reply to comment by Granny_Nooooo in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
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