Recent comments in /f/Jokes
1973mojo1973 t1_j9ytdle wrote
Why do you hate EMO kids so much? Or you projecting your own life that's not worth living, on others?
Luke_low t1_j9yskrp wrote
Reply to comment by palebluedotcitizen in What is black and white and red all over? by destined2destroyus
Dressed in black and white, and red all over.
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howcoolisthisname t1_j9yr1pe wrote
Reply to comment by TheAres1999 in What did the Norwegian say to the other Norwegian by Uh-Usernames
Thanks! Now it makes sense to me.
DeplorableKurt t1_j9yqogt wrote
And Swedes and Nors
Lawfulness-Last t1_j9yql36 wrote
I'm pretty sure this is an older joke
brownntown93 t1_j9yqa8y wrote
gurufabbes123 t1_j9yq8s4 wrote
Reply to Walked by the YMCA yesterday by snickerscowboy
haha
Jaderholt439 t1_j9ypw1r wrote
Reply to comment by Dymo1234 in My best friend Kevin is a legend. He went out and got three blow jobs. by SilentJoe1986
I reckon that’s where I heard it
Frank_Cilantroh t1_j9ypofb wrote
Reply to Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
Well in terms of breeding
RaiseOutside8472 t1_j9yph3h wrote
Reply to comment by Buddy2269 in “If I died before you, would you remarry?” by [deleted]
drink the milk out of my fridge. no. good good you know i hate when people do that.
smoke my cigarettes no. great . you sure are a keeper.
use my golf clubs. no but can you stop it now he is a left handed vegan non smoker and he wouldnt drive your car as well he dont like small cars.
CFCYYZ t1_j9ypgdi wrote
What is a metaphor?
A place to keep a horse.
OK, OK, I'll leave.
Active_Apricot1521 t1_j9yp90z wrote
Reply to Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
Lickitung
kiltedYaksmen20 t1_j9yp7ep wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
Historically, the painters.
whoisjbs t1_j9yozt1 wrote
A panda covered in marinara sauce
Felinegood13 t1_j9yoo37 wrote
Reply to comment by palebluedotcitizen in “If I died before you, would you remarry?” by [deleted]
Both say practically the same thing, and both are pretty funny, this one just has less words
Also the fact that you posted it months ago probably means it’s been drowned by other posts by now, just sayin
justk4y t1_j9yomva wrote
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff……….
J3ditb t1_j9yo43o wrote
Reply to comment by rehlanbelder in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
well austria could also be a fraction bar so we have a division symbol. And the only important one
[deleted] t1_j9ynx1q wrote
Reply to comment by ___Phreak___ in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
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ewok_360 t1_j9yn1w5 wrote
Reply to comment by Apprehensive_Egg6077 in Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
Response 100
jasong234 t1_j9ymyc5 wrote
Your best friend has three girlfriends. Their names are Doe, Ray, and Me.
All 3 wants to do something special so they set up some dates.
Three days ago Doe kisses him.
Two days ago Ray gives him the best sex.
Yesterday, who sucks his dick?
oxonianHoliday57 t1_j9ymxye wrote
The emo...
He was already grounded when his parents caught him wearing makeup
Different-Tie-1085 t1_j9ymsqf wrote
Reply to comment by Nathanual-Switch in What is black and white and red all over? by destined2destroyus
Lol
BlancSpzae t1_j9ytgki wrote
Reply to Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
Bellsprout, Weepinbell And Victreebell(if you're into that sorta thing)