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Different-Tie-1085 t1_j9ymmq5 wrote
Reply to comment by Puzzleheaded_Wrap_97 in What is black and white and red all over? by destined2destroyus
Lol like this one!!
Dumguy1214 t1_j9ymd6d wrote
David Gayheart
BigThingsSmallPack t1_j9ym51e wrote
Reply to Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
I read this as so whata we do
___Phreak___ t1_j9ylz17 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
Jokes a side, people tend not to use that word any more. It's considered super offensive
[deleted] t1_j9yln2j wrote
Reply to Walked by the YMCA yesterday by snickerscowboy
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oldmansakuga t1_j9ylkgd wrote
notmyfirstchoixe t1_j9ylapf wrote
Reply to comment by wj9eh in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
There's a Hell in every one of us.
Dymo1234 t1_j9yki38 wrote
Reply to comment by Jaderholt439 in My best friend Kevin is a legend. He went out and got three blow jobs. by SilentJoe1986
You mean you used to retell a joke that was on the Sopranos? Well done.
superoaks321 t1_j9yjkx3 wrote
Reply to comment by PunkNerd2007 in Why are Scandinavians so good at swimming? by PunkNerd2007
“According to Wikipedia”
Yeah, there’s your problem, relying on Wikipedia for accurate info.
Impossible-Sky4256 t1_j9yjf39 wrote
Reply to Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
Ditto. The possibilities.
Scubadrew t1_j9yjevz wrote
A skunk covered in ketchup.
Follicly_Endowed t1_j9yie7s wrote
Reply to comment by aether_drift in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
If you tell them this joke, you can walk away and they can’t do shit about it
polarpup666 t1_j9yh4uv wrote
Reply to comment by zurds13 in Did you hear the one about the knife? by Filberrt
It's not a spoon, it's a tin opener......
Blurpee24 t1_j9ygzc8 wrote
My dick comming out of your puter
Ok_Climate_9254 t1_j9ygrit wrote
Reply to comment by Marquar234 in I hate it when people use metaphors that are physically impossible. by Gian_Key
Yeah, if you want to do it the easy way.
Kcnflman t1_j9ygads wrote
Reply to comment by RutCry in Walked by the YMCA yesterday by snickerscowboy
Duck feathers = down
take_the_L_ t1_j9yg8ws wrote
Reply to comment by Leather-You4318 in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
There is a village called Fucking in Austria
zurds13 t1_j9yg8os wrote
Reply to comment by polarpup666 in Did you hear the one about the knife? by Filberrt
That’s not a knife, that’s a spoon…
Mindless-Calendar-20 t1_j9yf0kk wrote
Reply to comment by Puzzleheaded_Wrap_97 in What is black and white and red all over? by destined2destroyus
Tootsie from drawn together. While she is self harming
nondescriptun t1_j9yep14 wrote
Reply to comment by Ok_Climate_9254 in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
Based on this shitty old joke, it won't.
marrykilledaspider t1_j9yen2b wrote
Just go into a vacuum chamber then your blood will really boil
Jaderholt439 t1_j9ye1gy wrote
I used to say something similar to guys at work. I’d say “hey, do u remember ur first bj?” They’d say, “oh yea” I’d say, “did he cum?”
[deleted] t1_j9ydvfu wrote
Reply to comment by apehm in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
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memewatcher3 t1_j9ycthr wrote
Reply to comment by Apprehensive_Egg6077 in Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
Sudowoodo is the “fake wood” Pokemon
Different-Tie-1085 t1_j9ymqr8 wrote
Reply to comment by BigD3nergy in What is black and white and red all over? by destined2destroyus
I'm loving newspaper! Smile**