Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Ogfrebu83 t1_j9xxn9k wrote
Reply to comment by an_illogical_mind in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
.... And a carrot.
NDodma01 t1_j9xxmg4 wrote
Reply to comment by leonscum in I for one. by RowanFoxfire
I for an I. Tooth for a tooth.
Swordidaffair t1_j9xxe2q wrote
Reply to comment by Buddy2269 in “If I died before you, would you remarry?” by [deleted]
Sure, that's cool and all, but my point was you didn't have to post the same joke again, they're the same cookie cutter street joke with different wording, pump the brakes there, chief.
listerinebreath t1_j9xx5dv wrote
I heard Norway started putting barcodes on the sides of their battleships. That way, when they return to port, they can…Scan de navy in 😎
edgyguuuuuurl t1_j9xwngx wrote
Reply to comment by 28_0931 in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
I'm Austrian and whenever the punchline to an Austria Joke isn't Hitler, I cry tears of joy. Fr tho, the punchline to every Austria joke should be Burgenland. Fuck Burgenland, worst state ever
Buddy2269 t1_j9xwng7 wrote
Reply to comment by Swordidaffair in “If I died before you, would you remarry?” by [deleted]
I submitted this (Better) version 2 months ago.
Swordidaffair t1_j9xvlrl wrote
Reply to comment by Buddy2269 in “If I died before you, would you remarry?” by [deleted]
r/itsthesamejoke
tasteless-dorito OP t1_j9xvbf6 wrote
This was in my English exam paper by the way 😭
tancydelly t1_j9xv9qz wrote
Oh yeah..
My trip to work on highway 620 is usually quite interesting
tarby1 t1_j9xv75t wrote
A sunburnt penguin
Perseus73 t1_j9xv41o wrote
Reply to comment by ZZZZSpecter in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
philipharols t1_j9xuvy3 wrote
This explains why，every time I take Highway 88 to work，I get there 30 years early.
Western-Image7125 t1_j9xutz9 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
Making a tart twice from the same ingredients??
Western-Image7125 t1_j9xusrh wrote
There was an even worse version of this joke. Instead of Paralympics it was Special Olympics. I’ll let you fill in the rest…
[deleted] t1_j9xums4 wrote
[removed]
ccc888 t1_j9xty01 wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
I hear the painters are pretty terrible.
kstew15401 t1_j9xt5md wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
In Pennsylvania there's Intercourse , Mars and Beaver Falls.
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9xt5i6 wrote
Reply to comment by Ok_Climate_9254 in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
Man, most of their retorts are fucking awesome, Dylan Alcott was pretty fucking quick. Maybe if the joke was clever, then yeah for sure.
Ok_Climate_9254 t1_j9xs9vc wrote
Reply to comment by Agile-Essay-4050 in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
Do you think they would appreciate the joke?
Ok_Climate_9254 t1_j9xs8lh wrote
Reply to comment by Rebel_Player_957 in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
That’s where all the best comedy clubs are.
Ok_Climate_9254 t1_j9xs7kn wrote
Reply to comment by feiyuew3 in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
At least we know the comedy show will be good down there.
v8grunt t1_j9xrxq2 wrote
Reply to comment by PolytheisticWiggler in What is black and white and red all over? by destined2destroyus
No! That should be what's black and white and can't turn around in corridors!
Ok_Climate_9254 t1_j9xr32o wrote
Reply to comment by palebluedotcitizen in “If I died before you, would you remarry?” by [deleted]
Reading is so much effort! I’m glad someone dumbed it down for me.
aether_drift t1_j9xqoo6 wrote
harsh omg
rs06rs t1_j9xxpcw wrote
Reply to What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
Oh man