Recent comments in /f/Jokes
billbo390 t1_j9xivcm wrote
Reply to comment by Practical_Character9 in What is black and white and red all over? by destined2destroyus
You’re thinking of something green that goes 200 miles per hour.
Rebel_Player_957 t1_j9xiuww wrote
I'll reserve you a spot in the Ninth Circle.
dontdontbesuspicious t1_j9xis1d wrote
Reply to comment by StickyHams in What is black and white and red all over? by destined2destroyus
beautiful
hollth1 t1_j9xidt0 wrote
Finland and Scandinavia. It’s all the Sami
jrtts t1_j9xi2w6 wrote
I disagree. The paralympics get recognition and praise. I don't ever get praised for walking down the street "correctly"
LavenderDay3544 t1_j9xhwtd wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
No kangaroos
Aggressive_Lab6016 t1_j9xhrss wrote
Reply to comment by HBNTrader in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
And a German brewery has named a light beer after it. A light beer is called “hell” in German.
[deleted] t1_j9xhpyt wrote
Reply to comment by Apprehensive_Egg6077 in Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
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SterileProphet t1_j9xhbrk wrote
Reply to comment by an_illogical_mind in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
I walk with a limp cause i keep tha stick on me.
soulofcure t1_j9xgj5j wrote
Reply to comment by Joe_Lounge in What is black and white and red all over? by destined2destroyus
Cursed beverage
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9xg9pa wrote
Reply to comment by xyzornat in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
Having worked with paralympians I am not telling myself anything. I am listening to them.
Falconflyer75 t1_j9xfp6n wrote
That’s not really a joke, it’s a super obvious fact,
also friendly advice there’s some stuff that u just don’t mess around with (disabled folks are usually close to the top of that list)
xyzornat t1_j9xfesl wrote
Reply to comment by Agile-Essay-4050 in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
Keep telling yourself that
Practical_Character9 t1_j9xfbfm wrote
Reply to comment by LazarYeetMeta in What is black and white and red all over? by destined2destroyus
I raise you Frog in a blender
BMObby t1_j9xf8k3 wrote
Reply to Did you hear the one about the knife? by Filberrt
It's a cut above the rest!
butternutts69 t1_j9xf4y8 wrote
calvinnok t1_j9xel75 wrote
Reply to comment by Insanebrain247 in Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
HEY GUYS-----
tryanother9000 t1_j9xejj5 wrote
Reply to comment by borazine in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
Ouch, that's a dad joke
[deleted] t1_j9xedrd wrote
Reply to comment by thisishans in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
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Apprehensive_Egg6077 t1_j9xe48b wrote
Reply to Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
I have no idea what this joke means
Tylendal t1_j9xd6ob wrote
Reply to comment by BertzReynolds in What did horny Caesar told Roman Senate? by raspoutine049
I know, right? Have a little respect for the audience. It doesn't take a university education in Latin to know Veni, Vidi, Vici.
Economics_Matt t1_j9xckyv wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
It's not an equal?
oztikS t1_j9xcidz wrote
Reply to comment by rip1980 in What did horny Caesar told Roman Senate? by raspoutine049
Veni, vidi, uuuugggnnnn.
PiisAWheeL t1_j9xc6qk wrote
Reply to comment by Agrezz in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
Close enough for my American education.
28_0931 t1_j9xiyoc wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
Damn, I thought it was Hitler.