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polarpup666 t1_j9x3olf wrote
Reply to Did you hear the one about the knife? by Filberrt
Sorry to be blunt, but that's not a knife, this is a KNIFE.
ZZZZSpecter t1_j9x3hpl wrote
Reply to comment by Aarkiboop in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
"Brevity is the soul of wit". That's a great quote, I'll remember that. Where does it come from?
Mindbender444 t1_j9x31e7 wrote
Reply to Did you hear the one about the knife? by Filberrt
That’s a really sharp story.
Felinegood13 t1_j9x2z54 wrote
Reply to My sperm identifies as... by spermbanks
Same :3
TryAgn747 t1_j9x2upy wrote
Reply to Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
Vibrolate
rhamled t1_j9x2lri wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Vanilla7593 in [dark] What's 12 inches long and makes a woman scream? by [deleted]
Was it about midgets again?
Filberrt OP t1_j9x2lfr wrote
Reply to comment by DavesGem in Did you hear the one about the knife? by Filberrt
Wouldn’t that be Turkey?
AirbagOff t1_j9x2kzn wrote
Reply to Did you hear the one about the knife? by Filberrt
Did you hear the knife’s music?
It’s all Bowie.
Natepizzle t1_j9x2664 wrote
Reply to comment by Normal_Tie_7192 in [dark] What's 12 inches long and makes a woman scream? by [deleted]
Damn I'm curious now. Wtf was said
ZionistVitus t1_j9x1u60 wrote
Not even Jesus can save you now
Normal_Tie_7192 t1_j9x1t4j wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Vanilla7593 in [dark] What's 12 inches long and makes a woman scream? by [deleted]
Me 2... Dude uncool
Kind_Vanilla7593 t1_j9x1qfs wrote
Wow..I just caught before deleted. Bro...
Lord_Havelock t1_j9x1kds wrote
Reply to comment by keepeyecontact in What is black and white and red all over? by destined2destroyus
Throw them in the scorpion pit.
MrTheoUtlaw t1_j9x1ec5 wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
It's failed artists?
DavesGem t1_j9x1aen wrote
Reply to Did you hear the one about the knife? by Filberrt
Well did you hear the one about Nepal?
It is ground breaking.
clankingsnaffle94 t1_j9x1ae2 wrote
Reply to Did you hear the one about the knife? by Filberrt
Fuck you. How did not i see this coming.
upvotes
Numbnipples4u t1_j9x139i wrote
Reply to comment by GetBigDieMirin in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
Hes a leprechaun
ChainXVII t1_j9x0wyc wrote
Idk what I expected but that wasn’t it.
Joe_Lounge t1_j9x0oo7 wrote
Reply to comment by palebluedotcitizen in What is black and white and red all over? by destined2destroyus
Twisted Sister
SlayingtheJabberwock t1_j9x0ns4 wrote
Your grammar is bad so joke loses any humor.
Unresponsiveskeleton t1_j9x0k0d wrote
A skid mark on the sheets.
[deleted] OP t1_j9x0ffv wrote
Reply to comment by Blazerlazer8 in [dark] What's 12 inches long and makes a woman scream? by [deleted]
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Blazerlazer8 t1_j9x0799 wrote
Bro…
Atlas_7000 t1_j9wzrwk wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
The fucking village and austrian artists who failed art school
LazarYeetMeta t1_j9x3sw9 wrote
Reply to comment by J_Dawg-v3 in What is black and white and red all over? by destined2destroyus
I raise you sun burned zebra