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leonscum t1_j9wyp4q wrote
Reply to comment by cmnorthauthor in I for one. by RowanFoxfire
up where?
leonscum t1_j9wyn32 wrote
Reply to comment by Heavilybespot159 in I for one. by RowanFoxfire
Give him an I.
GetBigDieMirin t1_j9wykrq wrote
Reply to comment by RaiseOutside8472 in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
Why do you know so much about leprechauns
stalphonzo t1_j9wydic wrote
Reply to comment by PolytheisticWiggler in What is black and white and red all over? by destined2destroyus
That one is "black and white and can't go through a revolving door."
[deleted] t1_j9wy6t2 wrote
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tbut155 t1_j9wy4li wrote
If you would have said wardrobe instead of closet, it would make sense. Saying closet makes it sound like a gay joke
DeezJoMamaYolkes t1_j9wx62t wrote
Reply to comment by stefanverbruggen in What’s the difference between the FBI and the ClA? by Blueskysredbirds
Shit, I’m gonna go tell this at my work tomorrow. Wish me luck!
SGRP270 t1_j9wwv7v wrote
Reply to comment by foxy_ninjaa in A man went into a tobacco store by Henroriro_XIV
Like something Mr.Garrinson would do
nagennif OP t1_j9wwk5j wrote
Reply to comment by kenn714 in I have a quantum mechanic... by nagennif
Unfortunately, such a device is unlikely to work as the state of my car is disrepair. Sort of the problem.
cmnorthauthor t1_j9ww3d9 wrote
Reply to comment by Heavilybespot159 in I for one. by RowanFoxfire
Thvmbs vp!
securitydude1979 t1_j9ww14w wrote
Reply to comment by goddamnmike in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
Uncle Greg...?
hoosyourdaddyo t1_j9wvya2 wrote
Is this joke number 4?
Toastamiah t1_j9wvoyi wrote
Reply to comment by CuriousCryptid444 in Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
When she says to go deeper but you're out of PP for that move!
131313136 t1_j9wva5c wrote
Reply to Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
Muk, backwards obviously
topspin9 t1_j9wv6q6 wrote
Reply to comment by ChuckOTay in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
Or Bird in Hand
Insanebrain247 t1_j9wv2d5 wrote
Reply to Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
Vaporeon. To soak up your tears, you perverts!
CuriousCryptid444 t1_j9wuvqv wrote
Reply to comment by Toastamiah in Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
Mr mime used hydro pump. It’s super effective!
Wanderer351 t1_j9wuqj7 wrote
Reply to comment by Leather-You4318 in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
There is a state park south of Cincinnati Ohio called “Big Bone Lick State Park”… they have a herd of Buffaloes that live there…
Wanderer351 t1_j9wugdy wrote
Reply to comment by ChuckOTay in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
I used to live there.. it’s NASTY…
ChuckOTay t1_j9wu8uo wrote
Reply to comment by topspin9 in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
Not too far from Blue Ball, PA
oneaccountaday t1_j9wu8qm wrote
Reply to comment by cmnorthauthor in What is black and white and read all over? by zaprutertape
Do they still have steam engines? Let me check my sear’s roebuck catalog.. hold on I’ll reply by carrier pigeon.
Toastamiah t1_j9wu84j wrote
Reply to comment by CuriousCryptid444 in Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
Mr Mime definitely knows how to make you squirtle!
Hackedhaccount t1_j9wu5ic wrote
Two nuns in a chainsaw fight
ChuckOTay t1_j9wu1xm wrote
Reply to comment by nukeemtilltheyglow in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
There’s Blacklick, OH
leonscum t1_j9wzavs wrote
Reply to I for one. by RowanFoxfire
I I captain,
or maybe I I I as in aye aye aye Captain there's no way I kin git the phasers back on line before that,
or IV like can you maybe slip a little something in there to help sleep, nurse?