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CuriousCryptid444 t1_j9wt3f1 wrote
Reply to Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
Jinx or mr mime depending on one’s preference
Heavilybespot159 t1_j9wsmpo wrote
Reply to I for one. by RowanFoxfire
Do not know whether to up or down vote
Aldaron23 t1_j9wslt6 wrote
Reply to comment by bazooka_toot in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
I was thinking about japan
Aarkiboop t1_j9wsifr wrote
Reply to comment by goddamnmike in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
"Brevity is the soul of wit", but seeing your post, makes you a nitwit.
Crazy_Willow8585 t1_j9wsfg2 wrote
Reply to comment by Leather-You4318 in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
There's also a town in Austria called Fucking. Unfortunately they changed it to Fugging in 2021
LOLfailboatz t1_j9ws2o1 wrote
Reply to Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
I thought it would be diglett
[deleted] t1_j9wrwzm wrote
Reply to I for one. by RowanFoxfire
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Dr_Original_Gangster t1_j9wrrdq wrote
Reply to I have a quantum mechanic... by nagennif
He's an audiophile too; owns top quality speaks. Every day during business hours, music is blasting because he turns higgs boson.
JulienBrightside t1_j9wrbxj wrote
And then the senators were like:
"knife to meet you caesar"
Randy927 t1_j9wr8au wrote
A Nun on her period.
ImReverse_Giraffe t1_j9wqw60 wrote
*tell
Leather-You4318 t1_j9wqov9 wrote
Reply to comment by marjana2109 in What’s the difference between the FBI and the ClA? by Blueskysredbirds
The Fe male has to be Ironman
athomas1993 t1_j9wqfwf wrote
Reply to My sperm identifies as... by spermbanks
This one needs more likes forreal
Rebel_Player_957 t1_j9wq7jz wrote
A murdered penguin.
Waitsfornoone t1_j9wq5ij wrote
I recall 2nd grade rather fondly.
karebear66 t1_j9wpv1e wrote
What's a newspaper?
cmnorthauthor t1_j9woom9 wrote
1890 telegrammed, they want their joke back.
silvrrubi592a t1_j9wng7s wrote
A skunk......after getting hit by an 18-wheeler.
coolboy_24278 t1_j9wmzt0 wrote
LGBT pride parade could’ve also been a good answer😂
coolboy_24278 t1_j9wmk9i wrote
You are correct! the word ‘alphabet’ has only 8 letters
mritz65 t1_j9wma26 wrote
Reply to comment by tinfoilknight in What is black and white and red all over? by destined2destroyus
Look it up on the interweb sonny!
Killersmurph t1_j9wm62l wrote
Well, TBH, after 10 generations of Irish Ancestry, my translucent, rice paper, semi-ginger skin, shows enough of my Veins that I qualify as an answer to this.
tinfoilknight t1_j9wm22c wrote
Cops breaking up a protest
coolboy_24278 t1_j9wm1rn wrote
Reply to There’s 5 seasons that exists by XRoxanneX
you forgot mlb, nba, nhl, nfl, hurricane, and anything else that can be considered a season😅
mrPandabot35 t1_j9wtk2x wrote
Reply to Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
I would’ve said Ditto. “Ditto, today is like to bang that girl with the bike.”