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Majestic-Macaron6019 t1_j9w7go8 wrote
Reply to comment by nukeemtilltheyglow in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
Nice
Desperate-Finance270 t1_j9w7fvp wrote
Muddy dead rotting ruSSian soldier carcasses in Ukraine 🇺🇦
CorvairGuy t1_j9w7fpp wrote
Reply to I have a quantum mechanic... by nagennif
Do you get a warranty? Maybe.
Intercellar t1_j9w78bq wrote
Reply to I have a quantum mechanic... by nagennif
He also stays completely still if you're looking at him
RecalcitrantHuman t1_j9w6yv0 wrote
Reply to comment by jentron128 in someone asked me what the 9th letter of the alphabet was by boombanggg2
I is not correct
Puzzleheaded_Wrap_97 t1_j9w6s74 wrote
A zebra who once read a book called, 'All Over'.
KaleidoscopeLow8084 t1_j9w6izv wrote
Reply to comment by nukeemtilltheyglow in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
In Kentucky there is Big Bone Lick and there used to be a Beaver Lick.
Puzzleheaded_Wrap_97 t1_j9w651g wrote
The decision on how to paint my house.
Puzzleheaded_Wrap_97 t1_j9w5ydw wrote
A zebra named red. And his tomato friend called black and white.
1feralengineer t1_j9w5sq1 wrote
Reply to I have a quantum mechanic... by nagennif
Very Quarky
RandomBrakeLights t1_j9w5o2w wrote
The Des Moines Register Tomato
Cinderredditella t1_j9w5n3p wrote
Reply to comment by CharaPresscott in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
No no, you don't get it, he's mature like family guy and happy tree friends.
Ah, man. I'd reminisce about the days I too was 14 and special, but I'm afraid I've repressed it along with all the teen angst and Linkin Park lyrics.
TheJuniorMint90 t1_j9w5mln wrote
Is the guinea pig Dr. Wiggles from John Wick and his dog?
Sir-Viette t1_j9w5jd8 wrote
Reply to comment by PolytheisticWiggler in What is black and white and red all over? by destined2destroyus
A nun reading a newspaper
Waitsfornoone t1_j9w5inz wrote
Reply to comment by palebluedotcitizen in “If I died before you, would you remarry?” by [deleted]
Yep, this one is low effort/low impact.
WHSuperman t1_j9w5cms wrote
A nun who fell down the stairs
HD-Thoreau-Walden t1_j9w5c8g wrote
Dead skunk in the middle of the road.
Puzzleheaded_Wrap_97 t1_j9w57tf wrote
A cat in a superposition state between being ginger and a black and white breed.
Carteeg_Struve t1_j9w50nk wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
The kangaroos.
I mean, they should be in Australia! What are they doing in Europe?
Ogfrebu83 t1_j9w4t44 wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
Are there flags with street signs instead of math symbols? (Maths aren't popular)
TheJuniorMint90 t1_j9w4ks4 wrote
Dr. Wiggles and he got a unhatched rat egg in his macaroni.
Puzzleheaded_Wrap_97 t1_j9w4iz8 wrote
99 red balloons as viewed by a colourblind zebra
imawesometoo t1_j9w49lx wrote
Reply to There’s 5 seasons that exists by XRoxanneX
You forgot construction season!
squirrelblender t1_j9w43b6 wrote
Half a zebra
chimpdoctor t1_j9w7gw7 wrote
Reply to comment by Independent-Ear-7172 in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
Didn't realise what sub i was in and my mind immediately landed on josef fritzl as the answer.