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bazooka_toot t1_j9vzqwv wrote
Reply to comment by rehlanbelder in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
Took me a minute to think of a flag with a multiplication symbol.
I'm Scottish.
meritedceiling623 t1_j9vzqib wrote
Reply to What does a house wear? by Cheffie43
Tasteless.
[deleted] t1_j9vzow6 wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
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wyattkelly t1_j9vzn63 wrote
Pravda!
busmac38 t1_j9vzjzf wrote
Reply to comment by Environmental-Win836 in What is black and white and red all over? by destined2destroyus
There are a lot of replies to this setup… the one I’ve heard most is, “skunk in a blender.”
EvilRoySl t1_j9vz88d wrote
Reply to My sperm identifies as... by spermbanks
That's shocking lol
Zygarde718 t1_j9vz1h7 wrote
Reply to comment by Agrezz in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
You mean Swisserland?
DOCTERPUS t1_j9vyo5v wrote
Reply to comment by Agrezz in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
r/angryupvote
Blueskysredbirds OP t1_j9vyksd wrote
Reply to comment by Downvote_me_dumbass in What’s the difference between the FBI and the ClA? by Blueskysredbirds
Shit. I’m braindead
Downvote_me_dumbass t1_j9vyhds wrote
Still looking for the acronyms, but OP only puts initialisms.
Puzzleheaded_Wrap_97 t1_j9vyfot wrote
A nun being eaten by a penguin being eaten by a zebra being eaten by a panda being eaten by MJ in a blender on an embarrassed communist chessboard whilsta jury of tomato's decide if it's checkmate. I need to sleep...
Waitsfornoone t1_j9vy7lt wrote
Reply to comment by Leather-You4318 in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
... and that guy you promised is very aware.
Waitsfornoone t1_j9vy2c6 wrote
Reply to comment by nukeemtilltheyglow in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
>French Lick
Known for its' Birds.
DinoBirdsBoi t1_j9vxweq wrote
i laughed at the post behind me, read this and kept laughing
i reread and no longer laughed
i am now in a dilemma wondering whether this is funny or not
Environmental-Win836 t1_j9vxvka wrote
I don’t get it.
Historical_Half2498 t1_j9vxs15 wrote
Reply to comment by Nanoro615 in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
You two have finally found each other
Agrezz t1_j9vxoww wrote
Reply to comment by Nanoro615 in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
No, that's Switzerland
Puzzleheaded_Wrap_97 t1_j9vx2n7 wrote
A chessboard eating a chilli pepper whist a jury of tomato's decide if MJs guilty.
PolytheisticWiggler t1_j9vvz25 wrote
Reply to comment by palebluedotcitizen in What is black and white and red all over? by destined2destroyus
Nun with a spear through her chest
Puzzleheaded_Wrap_97 t1_j9vvyrh wrote
A communist panda
Puzzleheaded_Wrap_97 t1_j9vvlk4 wrote
An embarrassed penguin spilling red wine on a piano.
Puzzleheaded_Wrap_97 t1_j9vv7bh wrote
An embarrassed nun in a blender with MJ reading a newspaper.
Time4uToBeEqualized t1_j9vv0sf wrote
Oh no no no, she’s so old that she forgot that police have body cameras. She going to jail for lying to a law enforcement officer.
Nathanual-Switch t1_j9vu6t3 wrote
My Toddler with three markers he found in my 10 yr olds room.
Kushkraze t1_j9vzz3j wrote
Reply to What is black and white and red all over? by destined2destroyus
Please keep your day job !