Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Buddy2269 t1_j9vt8f6 wrote
Reply to “If I died before you, would you remarry?” by [deleted]
Here is a better version.
Husband says to his wife.
Husband: If I died would you date another man?
Wife: Of course I would.
Husband: Would you let him move in to our house?
Wife: Of course I would.
Husband: Would you let him sleep in our bed?
Wife: Of course I would.
Husband: Would you let him use my Golf Clubs?
Wife: Definitely not.
Husband: Is that because they are personal to me?
Wife: No of course not, he is left handed...
IngenuityBeginning56 t1_j9vt655 wrote
I thought it was into the sphincter
EvilRoySl t1_j9vt5ft wrote
THAT was funny!
51Bayarea0 t1_j9vrscp wrote
I thought this was going to be a Richard Gere joke
TotallyInOverMyHead t1_j9vrrr7 wrote
Reply to comment by Vaporized_Soul in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
THAT is the actual joke. People mistaking .at for .au
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DoctorMoonchild t1_j9vrmfz wrote
Detroit
prlugo4162 t1_j9vra9l wrote
A newspaper
andurilmat t1_j9vr523 wrote
sun burned penguin
Dreamer_Rowan t1_j9vqsxh wrote
Reply to comment by J_Dawg-v3 in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
Yawn, I'm off to bed, I hate copy paste reposts.
LenniLanape t1_j9vqfiq wrote
Bloody penguin, bloody nun, bloody panda
SBRH33 t1_j9vqeoi wrote
Is this a Jerry Penacoli joke?
BullFrogz13 t1_j9vpu1s wrote
MMA nuns
Gallivanting_Nerd t1_j9vprn8 wrote
Your english homework.
palebluedotcitizen t1_j9vpqei wrote
A nun in a blender
tortured_pencil t1_j9vppl5 wrote
Reply to comment by japamais in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
Schnitzel with sauce is an insult bad enough. But if you really, really want to piss off any austrian living or dead, say "Schnitzel with Tunke".
(Tunke is the german word for sauce - german as in Tourist from Germany.)
[deleted] t1_j9vpov3 wrote
Reply to comment by Nooni77 in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
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keepeyecontact t1_j9vpiqc wrote
A mime with a severed artery
missladycartier t1_j9vph4u wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
Adolf Hitler was born there.
Cosmo1222 t1_j9vot9z wrote
Reply to My sperm identifies as... by spermbanks
You didn't create this account just to post this joke, did you?
D2988 t1_j9vomb5 wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
I mean probably Hitler?
wj9eh t1_j9volsq wrote
Reply to comment by WarmLizard in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
There's also a Hell in Norway. I hope they're all twinned. Tripletted.
itzjackybro t1_j9vnol9 wrote
Reply to comment by Right_Two_5737 in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
some people also fucked under the Fucking sign if the tabloids are right
BigD3nergy t1_j9vnkdt wrote
News paper
Zebra with a sunburn
chrisofduke t1_j9vu6o3 wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
I dunno, the sausages could be the wurst