I posted a full (and funny) version of this joke months ago.

There is a Village in Lancaster,Co. ,Pa. called Intercourse.

Austrians

No kangaroos. Apparently

I read it as Australia and I was like…do I not know what the Australian flag looks like?

As far as I'm concerned, their complete lack of kangaroos and boomerangs.

Kinda like super man, and supper woman.

Surreal

You just got me slapped by my girlfriend. I hope you’re happy sir.

Dear god, this joke is depressingly blonde....

Nah, that's Latvia.

Lol people getting upset over a royal that died 30 years ago. Honestly the biggest tragedy is that it wasn't a clown car with the rest of the royal family stuffed inside.

That's what I'm talking about !! There's a town named French Lick in Indiana

Username checks out though. 😅

Change Mozart to Beethoven and the joke works

Thank you. Some people are way too uptight.

One‘s a female and the other‘s a Fe-male.

I can't see the punchline... is it John Cena?

A pigsty!

They started both world wars.

Too many kangaroos

Thank you. My father (the source of many of the best jokes) told me this one back in '97. I had just moved to San Diego and we had gone out for a pint. He has been gone five years now and this made me laugh and smile with a great memory. Thank you.

Meanwhile, Switzerland is a positive nation…

What was it you were riding?

but a really nice putter