Recent comments in /f/Jokes
theplutosys OP t1_j9v4tp9 wrote
Reply to comment by XythesBwuaghl in A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
There isn’t one. It was meant to be misleading you you’d read the title & assume the joke revolves around that when it doesn’t
adamsharon t1_j9v4mc1 wrote
Reply to comment by zymtez in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
Happy Cake Day!
Luder09 t1_j9v4hy3 wrote
Reply to Princess Diana by UserAccountDisabled
I want to fuck Di in the tunnel, not fucking die in the tunnel
solenn345 t1_j9v4cvd wrote
Reply to Princess Diana by UserAccountDisabled
Not cool, man.I remember being young, my mum crying because she heard about Diana all over the radio.And dashboard.And steering wheel.
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gruesome_warden t1_j9v3bg2 wrote
Reply to comment by nukeemtilltheyglow in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
Plus, exit 69 on I75 in Michigan is called Big Beaver Rd
Live-Cranberry7319 t1_j9v2ze4 wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
Australians
jentron128 t1_j9v2rvz wrote
Reply to comment by Large_Strawberry_167 in someone asked me what the 9th letter of the alphabet was by boombanggg2
But I was correct, too!
Responsible_Cry_4247 t1_j9v2pke wrote
Reply to comment by goddamnmike in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
I liked it. Dont worry.
FranzAllspring t1_j9v28sz wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
Mozart is literally Austrian
FarfarsFav t1_j9v1q9x wrote
Norway man! You’re not going to Sweden talk me. I’m Finnish with you unless you wanna go get a Danish.
Competitive-Cry-1154 t1_j9v0kpf wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
There are quite a lot of people with extreme right wing views there.
4Plus20MakesHappy t1_j9uztdn wrote
Reply to comment by Tim_the_geek in Where did the guinea pig end up when it came out of the closet? by Engage69
“A great adventure is waiting for you ahead/
hurry onward Lemmiwinks or you will soon be dead/
the journey before you may be long and filled with woahs/
but you must escape the gay man's ass or your tale can’t be told.”
japamais t1_j9uyycp wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
Them refusing to serve me Schnitzel with sauce.
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j9uylyb wrote
Reply to comment by goddamnmike in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
Naw! I'm just refusing to engage with you, little man! Go sing your opera somewhere else!
nukeemtilltheyglow t1_j9uyfyx wrote
Reply to comment by Leather-You4318 in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
There's a Hell in Michigan, also.
Along with the town of Climax, just off I-69.
goddamnmike t1_j9uybik wrote
Reply to comment by Cultural_Attitude_42 in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
Delete more comments while you're at it.
borazine t1_j9uy2y6 wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
I grew up in a fairly rainy city but folks warned me that in Austria the weather there is always Wetter
slappindaface t1_j9uwuip wrote
This is the best post of all time no notes
FrostKing053 t1_j9uwsxr wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
The flag
doesnt_use_reddit t1_j9uwrqd wrote
Reply to comment by spermbanks in My sperm identifies as... by spermbanks
Nice
/s
Huge_Cheesecake9836 t1_j9uwox1 wrote
Reply to There’s 5 seasons that exists by XRoxanneX
You’re forgetting wabbit season!
spermbanks OP t1_j9uwmhe wrote
Reply to comment by doesnt_use_reddit in My sperm identifies as... by spermbanks
Haha nah just wanted to reply using this response lol
ClownShoeNinja t1_j9uwjys wrote
Veni; vidi; reveni!
laureire t1_j9v4yj0 wrote
Reply to [OC] I went shopping with my wife yesterday.... by Hurtkopain
With that remark, you may get a piece of her mind.