Recent comments in /f/Jokes
FunAuntieEm t1_j9uvfum wrote
Must be Oslo day.
RaiseOutside8472 t1_j9uuy0t wrote
Reply to The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
some inconsistencies in the joke. if the drunk guy is irish he would know that
- a leprechaun would try to trick him to still not give him the pot of gold.
- a leprechaun would never offer his pot of gold for anything. or appear other than to offer to mend shoes.
- if you look a leprechaun straight in the eyes he has to give you whatever you want but will offer his pot of gold to safe his gold mine. so drunk could just look him in the eyes and demand the pot of gold.
MonkeyTesticleJuice t1_j9uumzw wrote
Reply to comment by SnarfbObo in How does a 20 year old know he’s poor? by aaleom
Objectively speaking they aren't, their brains have not fully developed yet, that doesn't happen till you're around 25 and ignoring that fact, their hormones are out of wack and can cause their emotions to make bad choices. Plus they don't have years of knowledge and wisdom of those older than them and that too can lead to more bad choices than what a 20 or 30yo might typically make.
Tim_the_geek t1_j9uulb9 wrote
Free from Mr. Slave.
Lazaruzo t1_j9uuhjj wrote
Reply to comment by notaliberal2021 in What do John Cena and the predator have in common? by RoyalOGKush
God would you let that go already? He apologized! ^^to ^^China ^^that ^^is.
doesnt_use_reddit t1_j9uu9rv wrote
Reply to comment by spermbanks in My sperm identifies as... by spermbanks
What, because I said "Nice"? I'm wondering if you use reddit lol
dbhathcock t1_j9utcwb wrote
Reply to comment by flt1 in There’s 5 seasons that exists by XRoxanneX
If minor received a W2 or 1099, the minor would still need to file, and would want to file, so he/she could get a refund on the taxes his/her employer was required to withhold.
SnarfbObo t1_j9ut8rg wrote
Reply to comment by MonkeyTesticleJuice in How does a 20 year old know he’s poor? by aaleom
it's an awful "joke," but teens being smart is not a good generalization
[deleted] t1_j9us701 wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
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MonkeyTesticleJuice t1_j9urrug wrote
Reply to comment by aaleom in How does a 20 year old know he’s poor? by aaleom
You missed the point, with sex comes pregnancy and underage teens are always smart and use protection and that goes for any teen no matter the income of their family. Your joke just doesn't work.
toandfro9 t1_j9urn95 wrote
Reply to comment by ExcitingChip5267 in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
Wow, thanks rando. You must be a hoot at parties and comedy shows
Savings_Economist711 t1_j9uredv wrote
Put down the internet and back away...
TheAres1999 t1_j9ur7sn wrote
Reply to comment by howcoolisthisname in What did the Norwegian say to the other Norwegian by Uh-Usernames
Norway sounds like "No way", and there is a city in Norway called "Hell"
Evening-Tomatillo-47 t1_j9ur7l2 wrote
Reply to comment by goddamnmike in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
You're not Brian Blessed!
aaleom OP t1_j9ur543 wrote
Reply to comment by MonkeyTesticleJuice in How does a 20 year old know he’s poor? by aaleom
Not sex, pregnancy.
His grandmother would’ve been 27 when he was born. That’s two generations of children at 13/14
Roguewave666 t1_j9uqv6s wrote
Bruh
notaliberal2021 t1_j9uqgtx wrote
They both bow down to their Chinese overlord?
West-Opinion1967 t1_j9uqasg wrote
That joke is way to obvious.
Uh-Usernames OP t1_j9uq0h4 wrote
Reply to comment by neoprenewedgie in What did the Norwegian say to the other Norwegian by Uh-Usernames
Snorway way at all?
spermbanks OP t1_j9upxie wrote
Reply to comment by doesnt_use_reddit in My sperm identifies as... by spermbanks
Calling the username checks out now
MonkeyTesticleJuice t1_j9upw8j wrote
Reply to How does a 20 year old know he’s poor? by aaleom
I don't get this one. My grandmother was younger than my mom by 1 year, my grandfather on my dads side married a younger woman after his divorce with my real grandmother. Are you trying to say only poor teens have underage sex or something?
neoprenewedgie t1_j9upvav wrote
There is Norway the is funny. (sic.)
doesnt_use_reddit t1_j9up7wi wrote
Reply to My sperm identifies as... by spermbanks
Nice
oblij t1_j9up483 wrote
What did one Norwegian say when he bumped into another? “Sorry for being in Norway.”
Alone-Wasabi1614 t1_j9uvjh1 wrote
Reply to comment by West-Opinion1967 in What do John Cena and the predator have in common? by RoyalOGKush
I never saw it coming.