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TheMadLurker17 t1_j9uou6i wrote
Reply to comment by TotallyInOverMyHead in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
So they got the fuck out.
CharaPresscott t1_j9uorzs wrote
Reply to The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
Given the comments, and downvotes, you don't exactly have a good grasp of your maturity
Jarsen_ t1_j9uojus wrote
Helvete, det er Norge ut av denne landsbyen
Kuixz t1_j9uog8k wrote
Reply to comment by Comprehensive-Sun-78 in I was having sex with Vladimir Lenin and he asked me to grab his balls by Ihavethemilkson
and Aqqqqqa as aq
Uh-Usernames OP t1_j9uo7ki wrote
Reply to comment by johnhughthom in What did the Norwegian say to the other Norwegian by Uh-Usernames
I'll try to make it work, I'll be right back with an edited version
sosovain616 t1_j9untxe wrote
Reply to comment by rip1980 in What did horny Caesar told Roman Senate? by raspoutine049
Lol I literally have that tattooed on my arm 😣
HGR09 t1_j9unkvn wrote
Reply to comment by Leather-You4318 in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
And in German “Hell” means light/bright
escipanalopram t1_j9unk8r wrote
Does anyone else smell toast
johnhughthom t1_j9unf2f wrote
There's a joke in there somewhere. Keep trying.
Individual-Pound-636 t1_j9umol3 wrote
Reply to comment by Masdraw in What did horny Caesar told Roman Senate? by raspoutine049
-pitbull
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j9umca8 wrote
Reply to comment by goddamnmike in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
[deleted] t1_j9ulhns wrote
Reply to comment by howcoolisthisname in What did the Norwegian say to the other Norwegian by Uh-Usernames
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howcoolisthisname t1_j9uldpy wrote
????
fretinator007 t1_j9ul1nw wrote
I thought he wound up in the clothes hamster.
Polarbear6787 t1_j9ukon5 wrote
They both donate to the Make-a-wish foundation.
goddamnmike t1_j9uk1j1 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
You need to do better than repeat what I just said. If I wanted my own comeback, I'd wipe it off your momma's chin.
DeplorableKurt t1_j9uj7gr wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
Not Summoning
BarbellBallerinaa t1_j9uj5k6 wrote
Reply to My sperm identifies as... by spermbanks
Hahaha!
icdogg t1_j9uivm5 wrote
Reply to comment by rehlanbelder in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
Well if you allow that a forward slash is acceptable as a division symbol, there are a few candidates, like Tanzania
BlueBloodedBlaze t1_j9ui4pg wrote
Reply to comment by Grimlokh in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
Hate when that happens
Grimlokh t1_j9ui2vf wrote
Reply to comment by superkoning in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
"Simon didn't say 'breathe' now did he"- the cops probably
Grimlokh t1_j9uhv0g wrote
Reply to comment by BlueBloodedBlaze in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
Doubtful.
The cops either had their union fight the regulation for them, or mysteriously lost the footage.
badouchee t1_j9uhk2e wrote
Bing chilling
goddamnmike t1_j9ugq6b wrote
Reply to comment by zymtez in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
Pfft, K.
johnhughthom t1_j9up09v wrote
Reply to comment by Uh-Usernames in What did the Norwegian say to the other Norwegian by Uh-Usernames
Closer. Having another form of the punchline in the joke weakens it. You could try Scandinavia instead of Norway.