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But it isn't a condom store..

San Diego?

Get heckled.

At the end... You dumb or something?

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This is the worst joke I’ve ever read 10/10

It's a good kid/dad joke +1

Sick comeback, now hear this... yo momma's so stupid she thought judo was what they used to make bagels! Yo momma's so dumb it took her 9 months to make a mistake.

Not if the earning is less than the standard deduction (~$13k). If the earning had withholding (Eg not from bank interest but from a job), then if he/she wants the money returned a filing is needed

Stole it???

no.

Best part was that shortly after a similar case came up in France, but by that time Austria had all the attention.

This is an original joke I thought of when the guinea pig wouldn't stop chewing the side of its cage.

I know that only with "vor der Wahl/ nach der Wahl" (before the election/ after the election), but I like your version too.

The two worst things about Austria are that you're always getting confused with a different country, and all the kangaroos jumping around.

That's literally the reason why they changed it 🤣

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Di-not your boi, broseph

Trust me when I say she still considers it in the back of her mind. Don't become less supportive just because she is unsure, bad way to start becoming distant. Women just want to look good. And sometimes they're literally just checking out the new products.

An elderly woman gets pulled over for speeding in LA. The cops approach her car……. then beat her to death.

It's more like a commanding voice of steel that makes vaginas moisten and assholes pucker. The kind that could address an entire audience without a microphone. It's enough to make your momma spread eagle while you jack off in the closet using your tears to lube up.

Then everyone came on him for 23 times

A guy died and went up to meet St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter says: "We will give you a choice. You can go down to hell and take a look there, and you can take a look here. Then you make your choice, but once it is made, your choice applies for all eternity."

So the guy looks inside Heaven, and all he sees are people sitting on clouds and playing harps. He goes down to Hell, and he sees people playing golf, drinking at the bar, chatting up young ladies at the pool and so on. The Devil says to him: "we'd love to have you on board."

So he goes back to St. Peter and says: I've made my choice. I am going down below. "

"OK," says St. Peter, "off you go."

So the next day he finds himself in hell, where the landscape is all just ash, lit by the glow of volcanoes, and the people screaming as they try to find a place that doesn't burn their feet. So our guy seeks out the devil again.

"What happened to the place that was here yesterday." he says.

"Well," says the devil, "yesterday we were recruiting. Today, you'r hired"