Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Leather-You4318 t1_j9ts4o6 wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
There is a village in Austria called Hell. And I think that it's frozen over right now.
SoftenedJoggle150 t1_j9ts29t wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
Who the fuck are these people commenting on this..
darknight99x t1_j9trp20 wrote
This joke must be old as grandma herself since she hadn't realized cops have body cams
furridamardes t1_j9trk0d wrote
Ah, a CKII joke! Vidi, Vici, Veni!
goddamnmike t1_j9trhje wrote
Reply to comment by zymtez in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
Aww a few boos from the audience. Is it too long for you? Too much reading maybe? If you like, I can publish it on audiobook with my soothing voice for you.
gcxcminer t1_j9tr8c4 wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
Damn. I’m swiss and I’ve never heard this joke before.
Kardenvan t1_j9tqzuv wrote
Reply to comment by HatefulCarrot in What did horny Caesar told Roman Senate? by raspoutine049
It rains, it pours, it rains, it pours
XRoxanneX OP t1_j9tqzgc wrote
Reply to There’s 5 seasons that exists by XRoxanneX
(This post was brought to you by how many tax ads I’m seeing at this time of year, and I’m a minor so they’re useless)
Environmental-Win836 t1_j9tqt1n wrote
Reply to comment by zymtez in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
Happy cake day!!
Environmental-Win836 t1_j9tqlyf wrote
Reply to comment by Ratled in I was having sex with Vladimir Lenin and he asked me to grab his balls by Ihavethemilkson
Doing the Leningrab on Lemongrab.
[deleted] t1_j9tqi5x wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
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TH_Byakuren t1_j9tqfv3 wrote
Reply to comment by thisishans in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
It's always nice when I see Big Lez stuff. I should really get the boys together and watch that again.
TheWiseOne1234 t1_j9tpfl3 wrote
Reply to comment by antofed2013 in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
You were probably speeding on your dinosaur too!
kittendaddy65 t1_j9tpbl5 wrote
Reply to comment by antofed2013 in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
I didn´t expect Keith Richards in this group
welcome sir
lalochezik t1_j9tox4y wrote
Reply to comment by TexasIsCool in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
Kenya suck on deez nuts
pneighthan t1_j9to3bw wrote
Reply to The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
Leprechaun says "I'll grant ye a magical wish." Story continues as above. Man says, crying, "I wish you'd stop!"
Large_Strawberry_167 t1_j9tnifo wrote
Reply to comment by jentron128 in someone asked me what the 9th letter of the alphabet was by boombanggg2
It's the word 'alphabet', not the series of letters.
TexasIsCool t1_j9tng7o wrote
Reply to comment by lalochezik in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
How Kenya be sure?
Joe_from_Orlando t1_j9tnfq3 wrote
If I ever kill someone, chop up the body , and am stopped while carrying the parts in the trunk of my car, I will use this exact script as then the cop will think I am setting him up and let me go
Joe_from_Orlando t1_j9tmrq4 wrote
Reply to comment by iq-braggng-o-smrtass in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
That explains why when I first heard the joke, it was a young woman who was speeding
AlexanderHamilton04 t1_j9tmcgb wrote
Reply to comment by TexasIsCool in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
Fred Flintstone.
E34M20 t1_j9tlxw0 wrote
Reply to comment by runnerkid6521 in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
Trolololol awesome
PrA2107 t1_j9tlwpo wrote
Reply to What do you call a meditating wolf? by Butterflies_Books
Bob
runnerkid6521 t1_j9tlu2n wrote
Reply to comment by E34M20 in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
Absolutely nothing. But It’s interesting that everyone upvoted the comment after I said that. Guess no one wants to be the one that doesn’t get the joke? 🤷♂️
dbhathcock t1_j9tsbjm wrote
Reply to comment by XRoxanneX in There’s 5 seasons that exists by XRoxanneX
Even minors have to file taxes if they have an income.