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Keep dreaming Mr.Troll, it might come true for you. But it's not for everyone. My first marriage was really weird, we divorced after only 3 months. The second one was difficult at first but at least I know it's for life.

me: "oh I like this one on you"

her: "well I don't....next!"

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TIL I married a monster

i heard make-up as "face paint" before that's why i used brain paint, it also kinda rhymes

ALPHABET only has 8 letters

exactly, didn't wanna use the make-up term before the punchline

Last time i heard this joke i laughed so hard i fell off my--shit never mind.

that sounds very sophisticated, I thought brain paint had a good simple sound to it but hey whatever fits your bits!

U sure it was dinosaur? Not dinosaur’s dick?

😂

thank you! I try to create jokes from nothing but most of the time it's a swing and a miss! It's next to impossible to reach the 10k updoot score but I'll keep trying. I just wanna make ppl laugh a bit hehe

the actual joke is in the comments, as always

But "I" is the ninth letter of the alphabet...

Veni vidi ejaculi

I take whats mine, and take some more

Yeah dude Pitbull did it better

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i eated it!

\surely it should be : I saw, I conquered, I came?

Yeah, OP forgot about “the”.

Flintstone shaped?

In Africa, there's a country with every letter of the alphabet, except "k"

Took me too long to realise that the joke was that the word had eight letters. I was staring at it for ages trying different things to see what the punchline was. Sorry, I should have been clearer. As far as jokes in Reddit go this one wasn't the worst.

Please explain? Idgi