Yeah she an older woman. She's been using this same strategy for decades.

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I like my drugs just like my vitamins, now!

Now! That's what I call a Joke vol.23

Then the police officer examined the body camp footage and found that the old lady was lying the whole time and she was fined and charge for trying to lie to police.

I thought you were gonna say black and strong

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Good one, Khaleesi.

I heard toke 20 years ago but it was a bum who was Santa Claus.

This did give me a chuckle.

The answer is B

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So true!

Im autistic and i can't cope with all the costumes 🤣

I have 1 evening dress that I would wear to every wedding back in the day when I was still in contact with my family. There was a wedding every other week!

My evening dress is lovely, cost £250, fits me perfect, looks amazing. I've had it for... 🤔 10 years! 😂 Still looks fantastic.

It was always a woman who would have some sassy comment like oh, you're wearing that dress again, hm.

Weird!

Men don't notice much. They tend to notice one overall looking good, not specific dress or shoes or bag.

A police officer pulls over a pick up truck going too fast in Florida. The officer approaches the driver and asks, Got any ID?”

Florida man is quiet, takes some time, then responds, “ ‘bout what?”

A complete guess, but I was correct!

Ok so that's why bodycams came into existence.

You say that and yet 98% of guys don't give a fuck if you wore the same outfit repeatedly. It's other women who tend to shame and belittle for not having 30,726 different outfits.

And break da law

Neurotypical

Untie

When incels dream about being married...

Doesn't really work in a world with body cams though. Which really starts to show the age of the joke.

I know what's common

You both were inside your dad's balls at one point of time.

...sigh... Took me too long.

We have cure for Cancer 🤣

I came I saw I cumquered