Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Risperdali t1_j9t1q9c wrote
Reply to comment by ithoughtofcars in I was having sex with Vladimir Lenin and he asked me to grab his balls by Ihavethemilkson
I'm glad someone made this comment.
BlackBerry_tekken t1_j9t1fgt wrote
I've beaten a cancer, an Aries and a scorpion together in foursome.
thechadman27 t1_j9t0ynx wrote
Daaaammnn
PygmeePony t1_j9t0qjj wrote
People'd rather have cancer.
Jill_Schitt t1_j9t0doa wrote
Reply to comment by angelerulastiel in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
Figgers.
[deleted] OP t1_j9t0alq wrote
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distalDummy630 t1_j9t08zx wrote
That was fucking tasteless on at least two levels.
Upvote.
jyamazak t1_j9t0775 wrote
Cancer makes contact with women's breasts
AranzabaI t1_j9szuuh wrote
I expected punchline to be she has chosen her husband like she is choosing her make up thus giving a sense of pride in himself. And she might say something like "i always try them time to time to see if anything changed".
sthoicus_loucus t1_j9szs9u wrote
"Fuck me! You too, Brutus"
Disorderly_Chaos t1_j9sznf3 wrote
I thought it would end with:
“But I stare at the large boobed clerk and get accused of wanting to take her home.”
…It needs rephrasing, but it’s there somewhere.
Difficult-Factor9054 t1_j9szn9g wrote
Reply to What do you call a meditating wolf? by Butterflies_Books
wolf meditation
Disorderly_Chaos t1_j9syvcu wrote
Reply to comment by RevolutionaryAd94 in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
Di-not your compadre, dude!
[deleted] OP t1_j9syuxz wrote
Reply to comment by mikeblas in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
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RevolutionaryAd94 t1_j9synol wrote
Reply to comment by Strfox-777 in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
Di-not your compadré, mate!
gene_the_genesis t1_j9sybis wrote
Reply to comment by AntarcticScaleWorm in I was having sex with Vladimir Lenin and he asked me to grab his balls by Ihavethemilkson
My buddy rises and i feel it. Workers of the world, unite!
gene_the_genesis t1_j9sy78k wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in I was having sex with Vladimir Lenin and he asked me to grab his balls by Ihavethemilkson
As Lenin balls turned blue OP was Put-in place and sent to the gulags for destroying means of production.
BADman2169420 t1_j9sy1ck wrote
Reply to comment by AntarcticScaleWorm in I was having sex with Vladimir Lenin and he asked me to grab his balls by Ihavethemilkson
The best one here.
cheshire_splat t1_j9sxtwb wrote
Reply to comment by antofed2013 in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
Hey, there are new people born every day who haven’t heard every joke. They’ve all heard this one, though.
GW-Hayduke t1_j9sxsw9 wrote
Reply to The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
Lol good one
Shileka t1_j9sxoqm wrote
Reply to comment by antofed2013 in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
Do you have a license for that dinosaur?
BobbyP27 t1_j9sxleu wrote
Marx and Engels only ever drink herbal tea. Because proper tea is theft.
mikeblas t1_j9sx3y3 wrote
Reply to comment by zymtez in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
In the second paragraph.
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j9swx80 wrote
Reply to comment by Masdraw in What did horny Caesar told Roman Senate? by raspoutine049
I saw, I conked her, I came.
nbekannt t1_j9t1qhb wrote
Reply to comment by Annika_Desai in [OC] I went shopping with my wife yesterday.... by Hurtkopain
What is NT?