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__am__i_ t1_j9sw87y wrote
Reply to comment by antofed2013 in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
yet we read the joke in full
[deleted] t1_j9svz12 wrote
Reply to comment by antofed2013 in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
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Specific_Tap7296 t1_j9sv0gp wrote
Infamy. Get it in for me.
NewDayNewLife100 t1_j9suthr wrote
Reply to comment by thisishans in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
Very nice plot twist. It really worked a reverse, reverse psychology. 10/10.
LessGarlic2918 t1_j9suhzb wrote
Come on man, she's saving money 😁
Shabushamu t1_j9su6p2 wrote
Reply to comment by Comprehensive-Sun-78 in I was having sex with Vladimir Lenin and he asked me to grab his balls by Ihavethemilkson
It used to be St. Peters-bulge
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j9stvru wrote
Reply to comment by GoodAsUsual in I was having sex with Vladimir Lenin and he asked me to grab his balls by Ihavethemilkson
You have nothing to lose but your chains! (and handcuffs, gags, blindfolds and nipple clamps.)
corrieneum t1_j9stakb wrote
Reply to comment by antofed2013 in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
aww, what’s your dinosaurs name?
No-Walk-9615 t1_j9ssdjz wrote
Reply to comment by Ratled in I was having sex with Vladimir Lenin and he asked me to grab his balls by Ihavethemilkson
I thought Stalingrab was more famous!
Ro3em0nd t1_j9ss3nm wrote
Reply to comment by Cortillian in [OC] I went shopping with my wife yesterday.... by Hurtkopain
man you are killing this lmao
Masdraw t1_j9srswa wrote
Reply to comment by rip1980 in What did horny Caesar told Roman Senate? by raspoutine049
I saw, I conquered, I came
fuzznewspaper t1_j9srs74 wrote
He did that because you're BALLshevik.
littleb242 t1_j9sravb wrote
I'll take it
Def_Echo t1_j9sqqxo wrote
That’s a load of Bolshevik!
unluckylord30 t1_j9sqd9d wrote
I praise da lord
[deleted] t1_j9sqbim wrote
Reply to comment by rip1980 in What did horny Caesar told Roman Senate? by raspoutine049
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BuffFox0208 t1_j9spuv0 wrote
Reply to comment by zymtez in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
I assume the punch line is that the little man is just a gay little person who convinced a drunk to have sex with him by acting as a leprechaun
deluded_soul t1_j9sprkq wrote
Reply to comment by mtrlkr in The devil is sentenced to the lake of fire by [deleted]
I had to read it 5 times to try and find the joke.
Zyxwgh t1_j9splwb wrote
Reply to comment by Professor-Clegg in A man went into a tobacco store by Henroriro_XIV
In some countries, they actually do.
Beowulf1896 t1_j9speuy wrote
Reply to The devil is sentenced to the lake of fire by [deleted]
This is what happens when you complain about reposts
ScreechOwlLilith t1_j9sp782 wrote
Reply to The devil is sentenced to the lake of fire by [deleted]
HAHA. Joke got removed. 😂😂😂
No_Competition7327 t1_j9sp263 wrote
Reply to The devil is sentenced to the lake of fire by [deleted]
r/badjokes
4bdnfruit t1_j9soz0b wrote
Reply to comment by Edwin1070 in The devil is sentenced to the lake of fire by [deleted]
Exactly. God didn't want humans to have their own knowledge of good and evil. But Satan encouraged humans to obtain this knowledge by eating the forbidden fruit, and in doing so, he liberated mankind from blind obedience. When humans obtained a conscience of their own, they gained the ability to think for themselves.
Comfortable_Front370 t1_j9soqdb wrote
Whoosh! Right over my head.
Lina-Lavoisier t1_j9swspw wrote
Reply to [OC] I went shopping with my wife yesterday.... by Hurtkopain
what kind of a monster tries mascaras 😬