Recent comments in /f/Jokes
mtrlkr t1_j9so2s7 wrote
Reply to comment by deluded_soul in The devil is sentenced to the lake of fire by [deleted]
It took you two minutes to read that?
Edwin1070 t1_j9snzh3 wrote
Reply to comment by 4bdnfruit in The devil is sentenced to the lake of fire by [deleted]
Not just his. He stood up for all humanity!!
God wanted mindless, obedient drones, Satan wanted humanity to choose their own path, so he gave them freedom and wisdom. THAT is the real story of the fruit of the tree.
4bdnfruit t1_j9snan4 wrote
Reply to The devil is sentenced to the lake of fire by [deleted]
OP is a certified clown.
TheRedBow t1_j9sn5sn wrote
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So you made a “joke” about your imaginary friend beating the devil lol
deluded_soul t1_j9smyib wrote
Reply to The devil is sentenced to the lake of fire by [deleted]
I want the last 2 minutes of my life back.
Judistheworst t1_j9smwmn wrote
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r/onejoke
d_bb_d t1_j9smsgg wrote
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superkoning t1_j9smnlg wrote
>police cars circle the car.
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>A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
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>...
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>Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
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and ... bang!!! ... she gets shot, as the police officer did not ask her to move.
YoghurtDefiant666 t1_j9smm5b wrote
Reply to The devil is sentenced to the lake of fire by [deleted]
So that's what killed jesus. Domestic violence. Fatherly abuse.
humorRus t1_j9smdta wrote
Reply to comment by phroxenphyre in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
She is now 110 as the joke is 80 years old but still humorous
InsidiousColossus t1_j9sm1ax wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in The devil is sentenced to the lake of fire by [deleted]
He didn't say he wanted to be like God. He just wanted to be spared from punishment.
ballrus_walsack t1_j9sm19e wrote
Reply to comment by NewsJunkie4321 in [OC] I went shopping with my wife yesterday.... by Hurtkopain
Been a few decades. But still have the brain of one!
zymtez t1_j9slrwq wrote
Reply to The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
Where’s the punchline?
Graterof2evils t1_j9slr1t wrote
Reply to comment by GoodAsUsual in I was having sex with Vladimir Lenin and he asked me to grab his balls by Ihavethemilkson
Some will lose work losing chains.
4bdnfruit t1_j9slkjo wrote
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The Devil stood up for his freedom. God's followers are the real pussies.
[deleted] OP t1_j9slf3s wrote
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HuntressOnyou t1_j9slejf wrote
Reply to The devil is sentenced to the lake of fire by [deleted]
But god gives children cancer, how can he be a real g?
thisishans t1_j9slbad wrote
Cop: licence
Guy: don't have one
Cop: vehicle registration
Guy: what the fuck is a vehale resuscitation?
Cop: sir are you under the influence of any drugs or alcohol.
Guy: not just that mate, we also burned up a few Macca's toys and inhaled the fuck out of em aye.
Cop: sir I'm gonna need to check the trunk of your car.
Guy: yeah no worries, be careful there's a spider in the back.
Cop: holy shit!
Guy: see the spider yet mate?
Cop: sir, there is every drug under the sun in the back of your car! Including a fire arm.
Guy: yeah haha. Fun weekend when we got that aye.
Cop:....
Guy.....
Cop: youre fucken going straight to prison
rificolona t1_j9sl7rd wrote
Reply to comment by BirdicBirb505 in I was having sex with Vladimir Lenin and he asked me to grab his balls by Ihavethemilkson
You Putin a lot of effort on that one
WittyNomDePlume t1_j9sl6pn wrote
I came here for the puns. Was not disappointed.
Uriel_dArc_Angel t1_j9sl50m wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in The devil is sentenced to the lake of fire by [deleted]
That's not really a joke though...
That's just pretty much just how God apparently behaves...
I mean a joke has to have a punchline...
Someone actually punching someone else doesn't count...
4bdnfruit t1_j9sl3jr wrote
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Who knew God was the ultimate Deceiver...
HerFirefly t1_j9sl2pi wrote
Reply to comment by 4bdnfruit in The devil is sentenced to the lake of fire by [deleted]
We out here cooking
[deleted] OP t1_j9skxj1 wrote
Reply to comment by Uriel_dArc_Angel in The devil is sentenced to the lake of fire by [deleted]
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Striking_Focus_8820 t1_j9sohjq wrote
Reply to What do you call a meditating wolf? by Butterflies_Books
What do you call a wolf that flies?
An Airwolf