Ok I'll bite: what's the connection?

Dino call me guy, pal!

Still funny though!

It says she was old. It didn't say she was a person of color. How many old white lady's out here getting shot dead by the police?

WolverOhm

The same elderly woman is pulled over for speeding 2 years after the first incident. The officer comes up she hands over her license and registration. The police officer asked her if she had any guns in the car. She answered yes, and he says really what guns do you have in the car? She replied, I have a 9 mm in the center console. I have a Magnum 45 in the glove compartment. I have a shotgun in the backseat, and I have an AR-15 in the trunk.

The officer looks at her in surprise, and asked ma'am what are you scared of?

She looks at him with a smile and says, not a damn thing!

There wasn't anybody to tell.

Those factory farmed chickens ain't crossing no roads.

I was worried I'd be Rick Rolled,lol. But a very convincing argument from your side.

It's not really a joke. It's not really anything.

Imaginary wife

What do you call a werewolf that doesn’t know he is one? An unawarewolf.

Those who downvoted just didn’t get the connection…

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Veggies don't have legs, therefore can not walk.

By young you mean capatalist

I don't get it... 😡

Rasputin this in my file as well.

More realistic scenario:

Cop: You were speeding pulls out gun and shoots her dead

VLADIMIR ILYICH ULYANOV!!

The joke didn't specify how old she was, just elderly.

Tobacconists sell condoms?

And that’s how Russian spec ops Spetznads was born

Ah yes. The no proof russian people genocide. Russia’s long time justification of genocide in Ukraine. I see you attempting to engage in whataboutism again.

Only if you weren’t Russian when he told you that…