There’s no way that’s true.

I am the walrus?

Am I the only one thinking to invoke the subreddit's name?

Maybe she wants you to pipe up and say "ooo I like this one" (don't say this if you don't, she is trying to please you and will wear it) but for future reference, a little advise... just mention you like one if you do. A scent, a color, anything. It will not only make her happy, she will also make her mind up faster.

She’s making it look like the cop lied about her speeding

idk why ur downvoted but: the old woman tricked the second cop into thinking his colleague(the first cop) was lying about the woman have no license, stole the car, and killed someone when in reality, the woman lied about those herself. this brings the trust that the second cop has for the first cop significantly since the first cop pretty much just wasted his time. this makes the second cop believe that the woman wasn’t actually speeding, it was just another lie told by the first cop.

A Bostonian will kill anyone calling beans that

Our gasm.

Found the teenager

I just assumed no one here was married.

I'm a silver haired old lady who drives a muscle car - Joke or no I'm gonna remember this one....

as opposed to lemongrab…

He gonna be Kamen-ev soon.

Punchline was thought of before the set up.

I have always told this joke myself a little differently but basically the same joke. Classic!

Found Nadezhda Krupskaya's account.

You’re mentally ill

No she's pretty easy going

Yawn, I'm off to bed, I hate copy pasta reposts.

Were Putin’s balls in Trump’s mouth?

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Who’s your dinosaur guy?

Yawn, I'm off to bed, I hate copy paste reposts.

🤣 NT males complaining about NT females! 🤣

I'm autistic. I but the exact same lipstick every single time. If/when that is discontinued, I feel like someone died! Now I must dedicate 54 hours to finding the closest shade and then thay will become my new go to lipstick until it's discontinued!

Oh the horrors!

When NT women say they love shopping, I die a bit inside! 😖

When my partner says he will come shopping with me when I need something... nope! This isn't just shopping, it's like a military operation.

I hate shopping! I need clothed except I have a specific idea of what I want and that can never be found! I just buy fabric and sew my own clothes... which means, I have a binch of fabric lying around that I'll sew when I get time. Meanwhile, I will wear the same 3 outfits.

Society has such high demands of us females to have so many costumes! 😖

I want to be a cartoon character... same outfit for 30 years then a reboot with a new outfit that I get to wear all the time. I would prefer 20 outfits that are all the same!

Grrrrr! Society! shakes fist.

Men complain but it's literally men that demand we women perform sartorial variance for them. Like, is this Primal? Do men get tricked into believing we're a new female because we wear different costumes 🤔

Exactly, way to rip off my favourite Pornhub video.