Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9rfzgw wrote
Reply to comment by antofed2013 in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
I am going to tell this to my kid. He'll love it.
richnbj08 t1_j9rermv wrote
Old as dirt.
biffbobfred t1_j9ref27 wrote
Reply to comment by totpoter in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
BTW do you need to start calling Wagner Group fake news? I mean, even Other Mr P is calling out all the stacks of corpses. https://www.newsweek.com/prigozhin-wagner-ukraine-russian-shell-hunger-bodies-1783069
I don’t have telegram. But I’m sure you can look up his channel and report
EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_j9rdswu wrote
Reply to comment by SomeWomanFromEngland in I was having sex with Vladimir Lenin and he asked me to grab his balls by Ihavethemilkson
Sex with putin is called a queef.
[deleted] t1_j9rdqvx wrote
Reply to A man went into a tobacco store by Henroriro_XIV
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Filip_Godlewski t1_j9rdhnd wrote
Reply to comment by End_G4ming in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
Yawn, I'm off to bed, I hate copy paste reposts.
MySexyDarlings t1_j9rd5ud wrote
Reply to comment by Kayback2 in [OC] I went shopping with my wife yesterday.... by Hurtkopain
Or was he all that was left after she tested the others.
MySexyDarlings t1_j9rd0js wrote
Reply to comment by Cortillian in [OC] I went shopping with my wife yesterday.... by Hurtkopain
Sick burn!
Hot_Ratio_8439 t1_j9rcw67 wrote
Reply to Count Von Count is the best vampire. by FuzzyChrysalis
Unless you count dracula
End_G4ming t1_j9rc6gd wrote
Reply to comment by ballrus_walsack in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
Yawn, I'm off to bed, I hate copy paste reposts.
jakem611 t1_j9rc5l9 wrote
Reply to comment by Changingchains in I was having sex with Vladimir Lenin and he asked me to grab his balls by Ihavethemilkson
What the fuck are you talking about
ballrus_walsack t1_j9rby3b wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
Yawn, I'm off to bed, I hate copy paste reposts.
Slash_Raptor92 t1_j9rb8r8 wrote
I don't get it.
FarthestTear t1_j9raghp wrote
Smartass
SandDuner509 t1_j9racxv wrote
Almost a dad joke
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[deleted] t1_j9r9xe1 wrote
Reply to comment by antofed2013 in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
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totpoter t1_j9r9r1c wrote
Reply to comment by biffbobfred in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
Sources: revealed to you in a dream
Even the Ukraine admits that they've lost way more than russia has lol
But yeah im sure 4/5 russians approve of him because they just hate themselves dont they
Try searching up Bidens approval rating or any other Western leader and see how many people support them :)
antofed2013 t1_j9r9og0 wrote
Last time I heard this joke I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur
totpoter t1_j9r9f5l wrote
Reply to comment by kaldrein in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
Yeah cause Russia defending its people and stopping a genocide is bad but I could wager that you never said anything about the US invasions and coups around the world, or its continued occupation of Syria. Only when Russia does something its bad, even when its perfectly justified
BismuthBrick t1_j9r9crh wrote
Reply to comment by Kayback2 in [OC] I went shopping with my wife yesterday.... by Hurtkopain
That's where I thought this was going.
totpoter t1_j9r965r wrote
Reply to comment by biffbobfred in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
You people believe anything you read on the internet
apehm t1_j9r8z7p wrote
I love Moroccan couscous...
Changingchains t1_j9r7tnu wrote
So You stuck your hands in Trumps mouth ?
ballrus_walsack t1_j9rg1s5 wrote
Reply to comment by Cortillian in [OC] I went shopping with my wife yesterday.... by Hurtkopain
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