Recent comments in /f/Jokes
SaladPuzzleheaded625 t1_j9r6ptc wrote
Reply to comment by Crptogod in [OC] I went shopping with my wife yesterday.... by Hurtkopain
Brain make-up?
Make-up for Grey Complexions?
hankheen t1_j9r6i75 wrote
Reply to comment by jonkwape in [OC] I went shopping with my wife yesterday.... by Hurtkopain
I scrolled back and tried
odddtom t1_j9r4tro wrote
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What?
Greenville_Gent t1_j9r46g8 wrote
Think of all of the love and attention your wife got -- and you didn't even have to spend a dime!
ktka t1_j9r29xa wrote
Reply to What do you call a meditating wolf? by Butterflies_Books
It is an Om-nivore as well?
SnooDonkeys8376 t1_j9r1sai wrote
I’m too young to understand 😫😓
BirdicBirb505 t1_j9r068n wrote
If this is what it takes to start a revolution, So-viet
LinguoBuxo t1_j9qzw1o wrote
"From the moment I slapped eyes on this hombre, I smelled trouble. And re-fried beans."
Bret Maverick
Cyno_Mahamatra t1_j9qyv2g wrote
Reply to comment by Seizurepotato in I was having sex with Vladimir Lenin and he asked me to grab his balls by Ihavethemilkson
Ivanovich guy came up with that joke first
BobBelchersBuns t1_j9qyjor wrote
Reply to comment by Crptogod in [OC] I went shopping with my wife yesterday.... by Hurtkopain
That would be better
prankerjoker t1_j9qyb6w wrote
In Russia, the ball grab you.
dice1111 t1_j9qxfp3 wrote
"Some kind of cosmetic for her brain" would work better, but original (to me at least).
redditknowmore t1_j9qts3h wrote
Well, I hope you didn't russian to that
[deleted] t1_j9qsxey wrote
Reply to A man went into a tobacco store by Henroriro_XIV
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jonkwape t1_j9qsmbm wrote
If the ‘she’ lines were a little shorter you could sing them to Bob Dylan’s Hard Rain.
Truuuuuumpet t1_j9qri5v wrote
Our balls
intheyard305 t1_j9qr5kh wrote
Reply to What do you call a meditating wolf? by Butterflies_Books
Sly.... Don't go close
intheyard305 t1_j9qqwk7 wrote
Reply to What do you call a meditating wolf? by Butterflies_Books
Full
JustBrowsing102938 t1_j9qo6ez wrote
Imagine her process in choosing a husband.
[deleted] t1_j9qo3v3 wrote
Reply to A man went into a tobacco store by Henroriro_XIV
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dirtybird971 t1_j9qnxqf wrote
Reply to Count Von Count is the best vampire. by FuzzyChrysalis
I have seen this joke 1, 2, 3 times too often!
Cubeszn t1_j9qmxg1 wrote
Pan-fried crispy bits
theplutosys OP t1_j9qmsdy wrote
Reply to comment by johnhughthom in A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
Ik!! I feel so bad for her, she needs to leave that job asap. Can’t believe she’s been working there 13 years
theplutosys OP t1_j9qmp09 wrote
Reply to comment by BrilliantObserver in A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
Many jokes are cleverly worded observations
mcm0313 t1_j9r7sr3 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A man went into a tobacco store by Henroriro_XIV
I think this comment may have been left in the wrong place.