Recent comments in /f/Jokes
SomeWomanFromEngland t1_j9qlecg wrote
I got confused there for a second, I got Lenin mixed up with Putin. Sex with Putin seemed like a weird flex on your part.
Professor-Clegg t1_j9qkw32 wrote
Reply to comment by ankylon in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
The poll is from a German company. I know it’s convenient for the western narrative to believe that nobody in Russia likes Putin and that he rules out of fear, but they actually have a free press over there and Putin has over the past 23 years made massive improvements to Russia’s economy. It was Yeltsin that was a complete disaster. Most people are quite satisfied with Putin.
Sasinator69 t1_j9qji2b wrote
Khrushchev be like to his wife: Stalin found my joke about Lenin’s balls funny.
GrumpyCatStevens t1_j9qfrh5 wrote
Reply to comment by Random_puns in What do you call a meditating wolf? by Butterflies_Books
There wolf. There castle!
ankylon t1_j9qfqed wrote
Reply to comment by Professor-Clegg in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
Yeah, China and North Korea leader has ~100% approval rate also.
johnhughthom t1_j9q71m9 wrote
Reply to A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
Poor thing never gets a day off apparently.
[deleted] t1_j9q6enm wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in Why does an Irish chili have only 239 beans in it? by NationYell
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BrilliantObserver t1_j9q5p23 wrote
Reply to A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
It is not a joke. It is an observation.
ACDmom27 t1_j9q4x35 wrote
He had some??
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j9q3by9 wrote
At least it doesn’t have 144 beans.
That would be gross.
Comprehensive-Sun-78 t1_j9q1ioi wrote
Reply to comment by Ratled in I was having sex with Vladimir Lenin and he asked me to grab his balls by Ihavethemilkson
And that's what it will be called from now on. The Leningrab!
SlaterMacGyver67 t1_j9q1cxf wrote
Reply to comment by Useful_Notice_2020 in I asked ChatGBT to write a joke about job hunting by [deleted]
Exactly!
Darryl_444 t1_j9pyws4 wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in I was having sex with Vladimir Lenin and he asked me to grab his balls by Ihavethemilkson
3.6 Roentgen. Not great, not terrible.
Random_puns t1_j9py2rv wrote
Reply to What do you call a meditating wolf? by Butterflies_Books
What do you call one that's lost?
a Where Wolf....
lukeknep t1_j9pxzx7 wrote
Reply to What do you call a meditating wolf? by Butterflies_Books
What do you call a meditating Waldo?
Aware is Waldo.
SuzieQbert t1_j9pw0ak wrote
Reply to comment by theycallmefuRR in [OC] I went shopping with my wife yesterday.... by Hurtkopain
Brain blush
BitchinBitcoins t1_j9puq90 wrote
Every good sex playlist has to include The Strokes
[deleted] OP t1_j9ptvla wrote
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Useful_Notice_2020 t1_j9pt6zx wrote
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amerkanische_Frosch t1_j9pquz5 wrote
Reply to comment by Seizurepotato in I was having sex with Vladimir Lenin and he asked me to grab his balls by Ihavethemilkson
I Hope when OP grabbed Lenin’s balls he didn’t grab too hard, otherwise he could have Castro-ated him!
Frame_Late t1_j9ppqyd wrote
Our balls
TAway69420666 t1_j9pnpib wrote
Smh these damn bean counters
hopeoverexperience77 t1_j9pn25e wrote
Reply to comment by orangemisfit1 in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
Hey now!
pwuk t1_j9qlmqv wrote
Reply to I was having sex with Vladimir Lenin and he asked me to grab his balls by Ihavethemilkson
Was he putin out?