Recent comments in /f/Jokes
DecentCompany1539 t1_j9pmir1 wrote
Reply to comment by theycallmefuRR in [OC] I went shopping with my wife yesterday.... by Hurtkopain
PreFrontal Foundation maybe
ChilPollins1982 t1_j9plyga wrote
I thought that was Trump's thing
mizinamo t1_j9plhym wrote
Reply to comment by DaFilthPope in Why does an Irish chili have only 239 beans in it? by NationYell
Sorry; it ain’t genuine until it’s your grandmother’s recipe.
DaFilthPope t1_j9pkqri wrote
Reply to comment by mizinamo in Why does an Irish chili have only 239 beans in it? by NationYell
Who are you to doubt my Hungarian mother’s sushi!?
Famous-A t1_j9pkj82 wrote
Reply to comment by Queasy_Doughnut7507 in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
Right. Yours is original as far as I know too. Thought I was replying to the monkey joke that followed yours and got so many upvotes. That is a very old joke. Carry on friend.
International_Ad1498 t1_j9phrrp wrote
Not "his balls" but"our balls"
Duffman66CMU t1_j9pcsfh wrote
Reply to Count Von Count is the best vampire. by FuzzyChrysalis
Peter: Hey, is the Count a Vampire? Brian: What's that? Peter: Well he's got these big fangs. Have they ever shown him doin' somebody in and then feedin' on em? Brian: You're, you're asking me if they've ever done a Seseme Street in which the Count kills somebody and then sucks their blood for sustenance Peter: Yeah Brian: No, they've never done that
Seizurepotato t1_j9pbxy2 wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in I was having sex with Vladimir Lenin and he asked me to grab his balls by Ihavethemilkson
Hope you don't mine be stalin this joke for myself
FreeQ t1_j9p99ri wrote
I heard this joke with Boston baked beans in Boston
[deleted] t1_j9p98na wrote
Reply to comment by Queasy_Doughnut7507 in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
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mizinamo t1_j9p7nwt wrote
Ah yes, that traditional dish "Irish chili".
Goes well with "Spanish pączki" and "Hungarian sushi".
aebaack t1_j9p6ox9 wrote
Told this to my wife (even using a stereotypical Irish accent when saying ‟too farty”/240). She thinks it is stupid. I, however, tip my hat to your brilliance, good sir or madam.
AntarcticScaleWorm t1_j9p58sg wrote
I feel an uprising in my lower class
mikstone59 t1_j9p506a wrote
FINALLY one I have not heard before!
Chenksoner OP t1_j9p2f23 wrote
Reply to comment by BunnyBallz in I asked my wife if she wanted to go on anall inclusive vacation. by Chenksoner
Clever
cloudswarm t1_j9p1dfx wrote
Reply to What do you call a meditating wolf? by Butterflies_Books
Auuuummm!
[deleted] t1_j9p1afo wrote
Reply to A man went into a tobacco store by Henroriro_XIV
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Bright-Amphibian6681 t1_j9p0xqj wrote
Reply to What do you call a meditating wolf? by Butterflies_Books
Dad joke of the year?
humoralDrygoods t1_j9p0gix wrote
Reply to A man went into a tobacco store by Henroriro_XIV
Have not seen this one before
MercyReign t1_j9ozziq wrote
Reply to What do you call a meditating wolf? by Butterflies_Books
Take my upvote! r/angryupvote
SolidTranceBeats t1_j9ozryy wrote
Reply to A man went into a tobacco store by Henroriro_XIV
😂 good one! I should sell condoms
JudokaPickle t1_j9oxql7 wrote
I seen this joke and went to open it thinking obviously this will lack sustenance yet oddly am leaving fulfilled….
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_j9ox8gr wrote
Reply to comment by theplutosys in A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
No probs 😊. I don’t think I worded it very well
biffbobfred t1_j9ox48v wrote
Reply to comment by totpoter in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
It would be instructive to split empathy for Russians and supporting Putin. If one wanted to be empathetic to Russians, you should absolutely hate and despise Putin and want him gone.
Putin has:
- decided the “waves and waves of Russians to soak up bullets” manner of warfare still works
- sent an army so corrupt that soldiers lack bullets. And, oh, shoes.
- used terrorist tactics that make Russia a pariah state. This will affect Russia negatively for years to come.
- heavy handed conscription (for the above “let them absorb bullets”) means a horrible brain drain.
- a new conscription of college dudes will result in an even worse brain drain. This will harm Russia for decades to come.
- didn’t diversify his economy away from being “a gas station with nukes” even with the example of Venezuela. Again, damage for decades to come.
If you care about Russians you have to want Putin out.
DaFilthPope t1_j9pmoid wrote
Reply to comment by mizinamo in Why does an Irish chili have only 239 beans in it? by NationYell
I resent the accuracy of this statement. Take my upvote…