Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Crptogod t1_j9oumhh wrote
Do you have any mind make-up?
theplutosys OP t1_j9otwmt wrote
Reply to comment by Gloomy_Square_6204 in A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
Oh, sorry for the misunderstanding then lol.
choregraphe t1_j9osvp8 wrote
Reply to What do you call a meditating wolf? by Butterflies_Books
Geralt of Rivia.
BadlyDust40 t1_j9ortkb wrote
Reply to What do you call a meditating wolf? by Butterflies_Books
I wish I could give you more than one upvote.
LouSanous t1_j9oqkej wrote
Reply to comment by anarchodenim in I asked my wife if she wanted to go on anall inclusive vacation. by Chenksoner
The eye of the cougar.
whyamihere999 t1_j9oq8nt wrote
Reply to comment by Azteh in A polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. by etternalentity
He doesn't say 'give me one beating of half to death'. If he had said that then his brother would have received double i.e. two beatings of half to death.
Since, he said 'beat me half to death'. Hence, its double would be full to death.
P.S.: we both must be fun at parties!!
pinealprime t1_j9op2rw wrote
Reply to comment by Ptarmigan2 in I asked my wife if she wanted to go on anall inclusive vacation. by Chenksoner
Yeah, and be careful. I heard theyre blasting in the tunnel area too
TwistDirect t1_j9ooxvo wrote
Reply to Why did the joke go to prison? by [deleted]
Because it was a bad joke?
mammamia42069 t1_j9onruu wrote
Dae hate their stupid wife? LOL! Women be shopping for makeup XD #boomerjokes #dyingalone
Chenksoner OP t1_j9on7mi wrote
Reply to comment by OverlyMintyMints in I asked my wife if she wanted to go on anall inclusive vacation. by Chenksoner
Enjoy your morning
downsarf92 t1_j9oms8k wrote
Did you trotsky over to him and Lenin him a hand?
RaiseOutside8472 t1_j9omec6 wrote
need a pause between can and make up
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so she can
make up
her damned mind
razr_x t1_j9olvyp wrote
Reply to comment by anarchodenim in I asked my wife if she wanted to go on anall inclusive vacation. by Chenksoner
I got pink eye, looking at her brown eye
OverlyMintyMints t1_j9ol078 wrote
Yeah this punchline shoots itself in the foot
macdon74 t1_j9okxu2 wrote
Did you get Melania's lipstick on you ?
snow_mantra t1_j9okpm9 wrote
Pretty sure that led the Balls-e-weak revolution
biffbobfred t1_j9ok5jn wrote
frapedia-1212 t1_j9ojkoy wrote
I Mao use that later
thesixburghkid t1_j9ojkh1 wrote
Reply to comment by paranoid_70 in I asked my wife if she wanted to go on anall inclusive vacation. by Chenksoner
No just dumb af.
firecrackergurl t1_j9oizso wrote
Reply to comment by Thefdt in I asked my wife if she wanted to go on anall inclusive vacation. by Chenksoner
Is it bah-nahl or bay-nal
Chenksoner OP t1_j9oin4l wrote
Reply to comment by Pirateunicornnkxo in I asked my wife if she wanted to go on anall inclusive vacation. by Chenksoner
You’re all talk.
Kayback2 t1_j9og3pb wrote
Reply to comment by Cortillian in [OC] I went shopping with my wife yesterday.... by Hurtkopain
Asking the real questions. But at least she chose him.
hydrogenbomb94 t1_j9ofjwc wrote
Reply to comment by headloser in I asked my wife if she wanted to go on anall inclusive vacation. by Chenksoner
That’s the joke
Thefdt t1_j9ofg6o wrote
How banal. Oh wait is that how it’s pronounced, idk
BunnyBallz t1_j9ow001 wrote
Reply to I asked my wife if she wanted to go on anall inclusive vacation. by Chenksoner
This joke is about as funny as contracting Ebola.