Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Pirateunicornnkxo t1_j9oekof wrote
Your joke caused your death
Ratled t1_j9oei8h wrote
I've heard of Leningrab before...
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j9oediw wrote
Reply to comment by NDodma01 in Count Von Count is the best vampire. by FuzzyChrysalis
Seeing as Sesame Street was a show for kids, they had to tone down the trope a bit, so the Count drank milk instead of blood.
His theme song was « Fangs for the mammaries. »
[deleted] t1_j9oec6r wrote
Reply to Count Von Count is the best vampire. by FuzzyChrysalis
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headloser t1_j9oe9zk wrote
GIve a good squeezed then ripped it off.
Jassida t1_j9oe9ay wrote
Reply to comment by Fortapistone in Why did the joke go to prison? by [deleted]
Describing the future from the past…nice
DutchOfBurdock t1_j9od41k wrote
Reply to comment by BKStephens in A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
🥁
robhol73 t1_j9od39z wrote
I’m Putin that one away for later
DutchOfBurdock t1_j9od09r wrote
Reply to A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
"I haven't had a shower in over 4 months"
"Great having a bath, but sometimes you just want to shower!"
checksout1981 t1_j9ocmh4 wrote
Keep the cones up
boersc t1_j9ocd9a wrote
Needs some work, but there's definitely a good original joke in there. Upvote for originality, which is very rare in this sub!
NDodma01 t1_j9obufn wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in Count Von Count is the best vampire. by FuzzyChrysalis
Fangs ain’t what they used to be, but fangs for the memory
kaldrein t1_j9ob3eo wrote
Reply to comment by totpoter in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
Got to love some misinformation and whataboutism.
theycallmefuRR t1_j9oau4v wrote
Reply to comment by MalfBE in [OC] I went shopping with my wife yesterday.... by Hurtkopain
Brain paint doesn't fit properly. Should have been "Brain cosmetics"
Azteh t1_j9oaaps wrote
Reply to comment by whyamihere999 in A polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. by etternalentity
I know but that is what I was arguing as my sentence states if one beating is right after the other indicating I was talking about two beating and not one full one
MalfBE t1_j9o9x0u wrote
Reply to comment by Kayback2 in [OC] I went shopping with my wife yesterday.... by Hurtkopain
Make-up her mind
Sillbinger t1_j9o9rwe wrote
Our balls.
DarthScotchy t1_j9o9l7a wrote
Ha, I get it
[deleted] OP t1_j9o9bon wrote
Reply to Why did the joke go to prison? by [deleted]
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Kayback2 t1_j9o9269 wrote
Huh?
BabeStealer_KidEater t1_j9o8qua wrote
Reply to Why did the joke go to prison? by [deleted]
you have motivated me to leave this sub, thank you
Prime_0ZX72A3G t1_j9o7wbx wrote
Reply to comment by 420plus69equals in Why did the joke go to prison? by [deleted]
The joke is dad jokes are bad jokes
thekingofcrash7 t1_j9o7rli wrote
Reply to comment by Bilberry12 in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
… of natural causes
Jah-warrior t1_j9o7asu wrote
Reply to Why did the joke go to prison? by [deleted]
How long of a sentence did this joke get?
Cortillian t1_j9oepa2 wrote
Reply to [OC] I went shopping with my wife yesterday.... by Hurtkopain
How many guys did she try before she married you?