Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Godzilla-1995 t1_j9novxs wrote
Reply to comment by Just--Stuff in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
Was this before or after he stabbed himself in the kidney fifty-three times?
csm_orious t1_j9no7o5 wrote
Reply to comment by witwacky in A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
But what about late night comedy?
theplutosys OP t1_j9no6wr wrote
Reply to comment by Gloomy_Square_6204 in A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
Interesting considering I came up with it myself
UnforeseenDerailment t1_j9no6h3 wrote
Reply to comment by Between3-20Chars in A Rich man was berating a teenager at his pool house. by NZNzven
.. of virtue
headloser t1_j9nnn2b wrote
For a second , i thought he was saying Anal.
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_j9nngro wrote
Reply to A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
So tired reading this
John97212 t1_j9nmwrm wrote
Depends on how many kiddies are holding the light bulb.
p-terydactyl t1_j9nlg5r wrote
Reply to comment by motor1_is_stopping in 3 men are granted 3 wishes by Outlaw_Trucker1977
Guys I think I fucked up
Outlaw_Trucker1977 OP t1_j9nk4b0 wrote
Reply to comment by Thosefux in 3 men are granted 3 wishes by Outlaw_Trucker1977
Glad to hear! Was your wife mad?
Harsimaja t1_j9nk3lq wrote
Reply to comment by Professor-Clegg in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
It's neither edgy nor original to point this out. The two are also not at remotely the same scale. No Western democracy brainwashes or represses dissidents the way Putin does, and if you think they're comparable you're on another fucking planet. Ciao.
Outlaw_Trucker1977 OP t1_j9nk0pf wrote
Reply to comment by be-koz in 3 men are granted 3 wishes by Outlaw_Trucker1977
Oh i Was being sarcastic, but yes other people do seem to like it!
Thosefux t1_j9njyrx wrote
Reply to 3 men are granted 3 wishes by Outlaw_Trucker1977
Idk I feel like anyone who didn't laugh doesn't have a sense of humor. I woke up my wife laying in bed reading, not expecting to actually get that much of a chuckle. I can't even think about the punchline without getting cracked up.
BKStephens t1_j9njp4h wrote
Reply to comment by DrRomeoChaire in A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
...
That's it?
OK. Thanks.
DrRomeoChaire t1_j9njic3 wrote
Reply to comment by BKStephens in A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
She sleeps during the day
witwacky t1_j9njg2t wrote
Reply to comment by Agile-Essay-4050 in A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
Not everyone has a taste for dark humor.
anarchodenim t1_j9nj034 wrote
Reply to comment by DirtyErn24 in I asked my wife if she wanted to go on anall inclusive vacation. by Chenksoner
She gave me her brown eye.
motor1_is_stopping t1_j9nisv2 wrote
Reply to comment by tibialholonymy82 in 3 men are granted 3 wishes by Outlaw_Trucker1977
So you're okay with the bobbing head?
be-koz t1_j9nii1o wrote
Reply to comment by Outlaw_Trucker1977 in 3 men are granted 3 wishes by Outlaw_Trucker1977
Don't take personally, lots of commenters seemed to love it. Can't please 'em all...
BKStephens t1_j9nidop wrote
Reply to A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
Uh, li'l help?
DirtyErn24 t1_j9nibeg wrote
Reply to comment by roshogollaa in I asked my wife if she wanted to go on anall inclusive vacation. by Chenksoner
His wife gave me a black eye.
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9ni5xr wrote
Reply to comment by Salnj in A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
13 years using the same joke, you have high expectations of your audience.
Salnj t1_j9ngesk wrote
Reply to A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
Ive worked nights for 13 years and nobody gets my humor when i say this 😆
peb396 t1_j9nf3bj wrote
This time the joke isn't even (or isn't as of yet) in the comments.
Inconceivable_me t1_j9nf0r1 wrote
Reply to comment by Imaginary-Air27 in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
Wrong. Comma after doc😂
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_j9nqq0m wrote
Reply to comment by theplutosys in A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
Sorry it wasn’t a jab at you, it was supposed to be a run on from your joke.