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[deleted] t1_j9nd5tm wrote on February 23, 2023 at 5:09 AM

Reply to A polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. by etternalentity

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azorianmilk t1_j9nciu9 wrote on February 23, 2023 at 5:03 AM

Reply to Count Von Count is the best vampire. by FuzzyChrysalis

He is the only vampire that counts

kaldrein t1_j9nbnn0 wrote on February 23, 2023 at 4:55 AM

Reply to comment by Professor-Clegg in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia

Hahahahahaha 😂😂😂 hahahahaha. That is a good joke.

Professor-Clegg t1_j9nbiik wrote on February 23, 2023 at 4:53 AM

Reply to comment by Harsimaja in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia

It’s interesting that we here in the west don’t think we’re generally brainwashed.

Professor-Clegg t1_j9nbd88 wrote on February 23, 2023 at 4:52 AM

Reply to comment by gibbonsgerg in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia

Statista is a western polling company.

bobjackson999 t1_j9nb2hj wrote on February 23, 2023 at 4:49 AM

Reply to comment by aleksnarva in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia

Champagne? Isn't that like sparkling water to you guys?

Ill-Shopping7189 t1_j9naxw3 wrote on February 23, 2023 at 4:48 AM

Reply to What do you call a stoned burn victim with a yeast infection? by PerspectiveEvening99

Home(less) baked bread

Professor-Clegg t1_j9nascj wrote on February 23, 2023 at 4:47 AM

Reply to comment by kaldrein in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia

Maybe he’s just better informed than most westerners.

Ill-Shopping7189 t1_j9napvy wrote on February 23, 2023 at 4:46 AM

Reply to I asked my wife if she wanted to go on anall inclusive vacation. by Chenksoner

Better not pull out of 'er now, she'll give you sh_t!

Professor-Clegg t1_j9na1rz wrote on February 23, 2023 at 4:40 AM

Reply to Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia

Actually Putin has massive popular support in Russia - over 80%.

Biden’s approval rate is 46% which is the highest he’s had in a year.

Trump’s average approval rating was 41%

Rishi Sunak’s approval rating is 22%

Olaf Shcoltz’s approval rating is 55%

Macron’s approval rating is 34%

Justin Trudeau’s approval rating is 43%

I get that it’s a joke, but it reflects that western perceptions just aren’t based in reality.

Sources:

https://www.statista.com/statistics/896181/putin-approval-rating-russia/

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/3869311-biden-approval-rating-highest-in-almost-a-year-survey/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11772911/amp/Fresh-poll-blow-Rishi-Sunak-suffers-lowest-approval-rating-EVER.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11772911/amp/Fresh-poll-blow-Rishi-Sunak-suffers-lowest-approval-rating-EVER.html

https://www.politico.eu/europe-poll-of-polls/france/

https://angusreid.org/trudeau-tracker/

Not_Artifical t1_j9n9vp7 wrote on February 23, 2023 at 4:38 AM

Reply to comment by FishermanBig4009 in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia

With biohazards from his body

[deleted] t1_j9n9u8g wrote on February 23, 2023 at 4:38 AM

Reply to comment by Weird-Analysis5522 in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia

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Chenksoner OP t1_j9n9sbm wrote on February 23, 2023 at 4:38 AM

Reply to comment by paranoid_70 in I asked my wife if she wanted to go on anall inclusive vacation. by Chenksoner

Mispronouncing anal

paranoid_70 t1_j9n9872 wrote on February 23, 2023 at 4:33 AM

Reply to I asked my wife if she wanted to go on anall inclusive vacation. by Chenksoner

Is the punchline missing?

Chenksoner OP t1_j9n8dyd wrote on February 23, 2023 at 4:25 AM

Reply to comment by Mysterious-Salad9609 in I asked my wife if she wanted to go on anall inclusive vacation. by Chenksoner

No big loss

TheIntellectualType t1_j9n89tl wrote on February 23, 2023 at 4:24 AM

Reply to comment by UppityPotHead in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia

In the back of the head

Mysterious-Salad9609 t1_j9n70wl wrote on February 23, 2023 at 4:13 AM

Reply to I asked my wife if she wanted to go on anall inclusive vacation. by Chenksoner

I think your joke gave me cancer

Outlaw_Trucker1977 OP t1_j9n5v4g wrote on February 23, 2023 at 4:03 AM

Reply to comment by be-koz in 3 men are granted 3 wishes by Outlaw_Trucker1977

Oh okay.... damn. That hits the heart. I'll just leave

amerkanische_Frosch t1_j9n5s2h wrote on February 23, 2023 at 4:03 AM

Reply to Count Von Count is the best vampire. by FuzzyChrysalis

Fangs very much for this joke.

Odiin46 t1_j9n3kbc wrote on February 23, 2023 at 3:44 AM

Reply to comment by understandingthis1 in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia

I think it's more that those that try to(succeeding isn't a requirement, but an option) will be in jail and won't live long enough to complete their sentence and piss on his grave.

Chief_Mac-A-Hoe t1_j9n1grw wrote on February 23, 2023 at 3:27 AM

Reply to Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia

*the other half will watch on tv

WriterWri t1_j9n1fd1 wrote on February 23, 2023 at 3:27 AM

Reply to What’s yellow and can’t float? by [deleted]

Trump

be-koz t1_j9n0r1d wrote on February 23, 2023 at 3:22 AM

Reply to comment by Outlaw_Trucker1977 in 3 men are granted 3 wishes by Outlaw_Trucker1977

Oh, OK. I thought I didn't get it.

Turns out I did, I just didn't find it funny.

madazzahatter t1_j9n00dx wrote on February 23, 2023 at 3:16 AM

Reply to Count Von Count is the best vampire. by FuzzyChrysalis

Joke has bite...

Capt_Den t1_j9mzx92 wrote on February 23, 2023 at 3:15 AM

Reply to comment by indykarter in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435

😁.. I didn't see that coming